less than two days until you can legally become a bear
ALT An illustration from the Bear and Breakfast trailer. We are inside a cabin. A guest is sitting in a large chair with a newspaper, clearly interrupted from reading, looking at Hank the bear who's head is inside the room through a hole in the wall. Hank is looking at a fallen bookcase that he dislodged accidentally. Under the bookcase we see a cartoonish broken arm. Overlaid text on the image says "Just 48 hours".