UK and Alabama Law alum probably in Charlotte
Charlotte, NC
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The most important question asked in our AMA with Greg Kampe:
What is the optimal ambient temperature inside your place of residence?
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me liking every tweet about Steve the pommel horse hero and his glasses
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Let’s do this Charlotte
“Houston Council just voted to reshape the city's downtown. In a unanimous vote, Council approved a plan to keep 7 blocks of Main Street downtown closed off to traffic permanently.”
Great move, Houston. Awful headline, @Houstonchron. The street is OPEN!
chron.com/news/houston-texas…
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It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.
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where was gondor when twitter fell?
ALT Théoden asking Aragorn where Gondor was when the Westfold fell
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Promise me you’ll still buy MoonPies even if this app shuts down promise me
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A myth had endured from the start,
But lately has fallen apart.
For Twitter’s new Chief
Debunked the belief
That “billionaire” must equal “smart.”
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A horror film called The Covenant but it's just about homeowners who find out they can't build a shed
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Remember that fantasy football and tsunami evacuation both start with a strong run game.
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Graphic design is my passion.
ALT A screenshot of a text message thread with my exhausted boss. It reads: Boss: Before you log off, we need to tweet a reminder about Labor Day Fire Safety. Me: Prevent these flames or we'll call you names. Boss: Not this again. Me: Watch your pile or we'll get hostile. Me: Illegally start a fire? Your situation'll get dire! Boss: Can you please just make a cute graphic or something? Me: On it.
ALT A colorful cotton candy-type graphic with a bright, smiling rainbow with the words "Don't set the state on fire" in cute pink text.
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