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How hard is it to not fw men 😭 are they that good? 👀
my lesbian friends who sleep with men sometimes are cackling at these convos
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There is no fucking WAY dudes are adding their frat to their resume or cv is the US a real place
reversing frat-networking by not hiring anybody who has greek life org history in their resume cv or linkedin, start small!!!
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Extracurricular and Volunteer Experience • Alpha Phi Chi Sigma Chi - Hosted study sessions for ECON2052: Shapes and Colours II - Leveraged proven leadership skills to accomplish the frat goal of having the most sexual assaults per person on campus
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Fake and gay
Sadly, I have lost the chain of custody of this meme as it passed through someone in my discord. But, it checks out. support.arm.com/documentatio…
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I have 6 followers that will find this funny
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Bro you don't understand its simpler you just need to let yourself use instructions of whatever length you want! Bro they can be up to fifteen bytes long haha you can just have fun with it! Hey man here's that VGF2P8AFFINEINVQB you ordered its okay its super simple
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This malding matter-of-factly proposed note is so funny because its implying residential schooling was needed to stop indigenous people from owning slaves and killing each other like this wasn't literally happening in Europe and North America at the exact same time
My statement on the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation:
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Fascinating NaPo article opens with saying that God will open up the earth to swallow Avi Lewis alive and that dippers will be engulfed in flames
Yoni Goldstein: Jewish law tells us how to deal with Avi Lewis nationalpost.com/opinion/yon…
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alex 🇨🇦🍉 retweeted
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Vibecoded 12axes test thinks the modern day country closest governed by the theories of Freidrich Engels is Argentina
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I mean business majors just cannot be human in any way
My boy with an all timer on his accounting midterm
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alex 🇨🇦🍉 retweeted
pho restaurant doesn't have the exact permutation of cow parts I want

ALT Streamer Explosion GIF

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Vietnamese pedestrian safety lesson
In 1984 a German correspondent in Paris explains how to cross Place de la Concorde. "Walk in a steady pace and never look at the drivers, then they'll think you need to stop for them".
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It is the year 2026 and conservatives still say “Haha lol did you know it’s not actually free it’s actually paid for with your taxes” as a gotcha. We know that man literally everyone knows that’s how that works
It’s impossible to make something free for a government. I wish we would ban the use of that word. She’s saying she will take some people’s money to pay for this. The incentive is to buy votes, not make things better. That’s too hard.
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Cons are seeing this as an indication that they're popular among young people except they literally only perform less than one point better than they did in the general election here
If Only Gen Z voted according to the newest Abacus Data Poll: 🔵CPC: 187 Seats 🔴LPC: 108 Seats 🟠NDP: 13 Seats ⚜️BQ: 34 Seats 🟢GPC: 1 Seat
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If you have a problem with this you should leave the country
This how the Vancouver Canucks started their game today.
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I look like this and say this
Why don’t you have Interac e-transfer like we do in Canada? Why do you have to pay to stay at the hospital? We dont do that in Canada. Why don’t you have bagged milk like we do in Canada?
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Guy no younger than 35 sitting in front of me is posting to his snapchat story #Pedophile #IKnowWhatYouAre
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Need gigachad Someone post Emergency gigachad
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The BC NDP are polling significantly worse than the Alberta NDP
Latest BC Angus Reid Poll modelled out 🔵CON: 65 seats (+21) 🟠NDP: 27 seats (-20) 🟢GRN: 1 seats (-1) 🔵Conservative Majority Government (+/- change from 2024 BC election) Feel free to ask for any ridings
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