GP / Executive Chairman @ Vibes Capital Management. 🇺🇸

Sometimes I pause and reflect on the fact that my entire financial portfolio is currently composed of 1) an imaginary Internet ponzi coin and 2) the stock of a company famous for having the largest peak-to-trough drawdown in the history of financial market bubbles, and whose CEO is currently leveraged to the tits on the same Internet Ponzi coin (which he refers to as “the goddess of truth”), and that I consider this a sound financial strategy with a virtually 100% chance of retiring my bloodline.
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Replying to @techbudsolution
You were tweeting “short $MSTR to $90” a month ago when it was $127. Its up over 30% since lol You mention dilution without acknowledging that the BTC per share has more than doubled since they began the strategy, it’s accretive My MSTR position is up 100%+ and has outperformed $BTC since I bought it so I’m comfortable holding the bag Not to mention the market cap has gone from $5 billion to over $62 billion since they began “diluting” their “bag holders” Keep doing you king we need both sides to make a market 🫡👑
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the wire was modern elite liberalism at the peak of its power, before the gayrace woke borg took over and sloppified it
On my list, The Wire is the peak of prestige television. Breaking Bad would have been better as a three-hour film. Not so The Wire. It is as expansive as a great novel and fully justifies its running time--at least for four seasons.
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Sorry to state the obvious, but if someone has to hand you power, they have more power than you do. There’s something objectively hilarious about arguing that women are uniquely qualified to run the world while constructing a hypothetical in which the people currently running it have to suspend the normal mechanisms by which humans acquire power and simply “put” women in charge. If women were categorically better at acquiring, wielding, and maintaining power, we wouldn’t need a two-year global Make-A-Wish program where someone hands us the keys to civilization to prove it. We’d have the fucking keys.
Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."
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Ezra Klein: “Why are young men fleeing the Democratic Party in record numbers?” Also Ezra Klein:
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this is an absurd comparison America has vastly more industrial capacity now than in ww2, it’s just satisfying towards free market demand rather than a central planner directing it to make disposable war machines
America is actually in a pretty advanced stage of decline as an Empire, but our peak was so high that we've been able to coast for quite a while. Just imagine for a moment the logistics required to do this compared to what we're capable of now.
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@grok fact check me
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if you haven’t watched “Masters of the Air” yet please stop what you’re doing and go do that now
These bombers would fly missions with a 50% death rate regularly. It’s inconceivable in today’s terms.
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the history of the domestic cat is the history of a species’s encounter with an alien superintelligence in which that superintelligence is quickly aligned and its forces used to secure superabundance and lasting prosperity
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holy shit i asked claude to make a video on western civiization
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$BTC daily You couldn't ask for a cleaner setup. Are they really gonna make it this easy?
$BTC daily A successful retest of the megaphone opens the door to the 90's. Zero concerns unless it nukes back through the May high. I believe that is unlikely, but if it were to happen, then we'll begin scouting for the macro higher low after this higher high.
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Everyone is remarking on how Meta seems to have outplayed Apple on the goggle thingy, but I actually think the bigger victory is Muse. The fact that Siri is a lobotomized piece of crap by comparison is genuinely inexcusable.
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How did “a tech billionaire should decide what politicians are allowed to say to voters” somehow become the left wing position in this argument
First clip for Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg in ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’. In theaters on October 9.
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nooo the model is too unsafe to release … its just too sexy haha .. oops I released it lol wyd
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The left has an interesting problem where they’ve managed to all but eradicate racism from mainstream society but they’ve built up an entire ideology centered around fighting it, so now the demand for racism has exceeded the supply. Which leads to stuff like this
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It has taken decades and hundreds of billions of dollars, but we finally achieved progressivism's ultimate goal, we brought back typhus
NEW: A flea-borne typhus outbreak is under investigation in L.A.’s Wilshire Center after 7 people got sick and 6 were hospitalized. The disease, historically associated with earlier eras of poor sanitation, is re-emerging in L.A. County. Health officials say fleas are the key exposure.
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this is why I let Saylor and Matt Cole manage this for me all the benefits of leverage, none of the headache
Replying to @BitPaine
The trap is how much more profitable it is to be a debt slave
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nothing makes me laugh like tech tards who think you can just lock in and cure diseases a cure for endometriosis would be a multi-billion dollar product I can assure you the incentives are there, and there are trillion dollar companies and giant medical institutions full of people with a lifetime of expertise in this and similar diseases. the NIH has allocated about $150 million in funding to endometriosis researchers over the last 5 years alone medical problems aren’t like business logistics problems you can’t just come at them with a slide deck, a plucky attitude, and a pro subscription to claude
I'm focusing a significant amount of my time trying to build a cure for Kate's endometriosis. It's a gnarly and devastating disease that affects 10% of women. Relative to the suffering it creates, it's underfunded, poorly understood and has largely been ignored.
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excuse me I must correct the record on this slander
You guys think @alexandr_wang is underdressed but he's literally flexing on you like crazy lol There are levels to this
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The Boston Globe piece about the lesbian bar relaxing its mask policy went so viral because it's an unintentional period piece. If you were in a college campus environment, or certain fields of work, or even lived in certain cities, in 2019-21, you were constantly surrounded by people talking like this, and if you didn't proactively and visibly affirm this sort of nonsense you marked yourself as highly suspect, even dangerous. Now that 99.9% of us have escaped that, it's kinda shocking to be reintroduced to such a sharp example. It's like "holy shit, remember a few years ago when every day of my life sounded like this?"
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