Tesla’s FSD is already handling real streets while the rest of the world is still treating self-driving like a science project that might show up someday. 🚀🚀🚀 $TSLA

Germany just joined the Tesla side. Transport Minister Steffen Bilger said Tuesday he will push for fast EU approval of FSD Supervised after September talks with the company. Berlin called it strong in city traffic, signed off on running up to 10 percent over the limit, and Tesla cleared the naming fight by offering Tesla Assisted Driving. Elon answered on X: “Danke schön.” The EU committee punted the Dutch file on October 6, so the earliest bloc vote is December. Bilger already said if Brussels drags, Germany should do it alone. Eight countries are live off the Dutch exemption: the Netherlands, Belgium, Czechia, Denmark, Croatia, Lithuania, Slovenia and Estonia. Tesla needs 15 states and 65 percent of the population. Germany moves the math. Slovakia is next. Transport Minister Jozef Ráž Jr. said the ministry is working the approval now, paperwork going out in the coming days. That is country nine. Czechia already flipped. Ashok Elluswamy had Slovakia pending back in June. Same software, cars already sold, paid feature waiting on a stamp. Europe is saying yes!!! 🫶🫶🫶 $TSLA

I don't make the rules on my to @theXtakeover saw a @UnpluggedTesla wrap

🚨 BREAKING: Dan Ives just called $TSLA his favorite “disruptive” tech play into 2027. Not in the usual top 5. In a league of its own. Why? Robotaxis. Autonomous. The AI pivot. He thinks 2027 could be Tesla’s golden year. 👀

3 in 4 Norwegian Tesla owners make their next car another Tesla 🇳🇴 We love ya too

Bears sound smart, but bulls make you money! 💰💰💰

Tesla has released a new video of them doing some winter FSD (Supervised) testing in Switzerland. Beautiful landscapes

-FSD wont work when there is snow on the road! Oh wait....

Texas Institute of Technology & Science 🫶🫶🫶

Just keep Cybercab safe from the hooligans that's been rioting in the city and causing widespread destruction

No, we will build and run the fab. Let there be ZERO doubt about that. Maybe TSMC subleases part of the Terafab if they want, but nothing more than that.

Bro has the whole bed and still looks like he owns the company. Classic Doge energy. Quiet, comfortable, zero panic. That’s the Tesla chart in Doge form. Robotaxi, energy, the next factory - he’s already priced it in and went back to the pillow. 🫶🫶🫶 $TSLA

Teslas recorded +268.7% YoY (12,552) new vehicle registrations in Germany 🇩🇪 for the month of September is pre FSD numbers.

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🇩🇪 Danke Schön! 🇩🇪

This is my Tesla Roadster anthem song. Tesla Roadster launches Oct. 15th. My posts aren't getting seen lately so I really hope this makes it out. I put a lot of work into it.

RT @ShrimpTeslaLong: ❤️BREAKING : Tesla Reached FSD Deal With Germany: ✌️ Germany’s Transport Ministry said it reached an agreement with T…

Tesla self-driving is magical

Are you ready for @theXtakeover ?

The bridge just got an upgrade. @elonmusk in science blue, arms crossed, already three steps ahead of the warp core - same look he has when a rocket sticks the landing and the rest of the room is still counting down. Sydney in command red, hand on his shoulder like the universe already filed the paperwork. Rockets, EVs, robots, and now apparently the Starship. Boldly go is a lot more fun with a co-pilot who can keep up! 😘😘😘 $TSLA