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I think it's odd when people try to get me upset with the "I should be ashamed to like Elon and Tesla because of my skin color" and when they realize that I don't really get upset because 1. I don't care about their opinions 2. See #1 Now They're upset that I'm not getting upset 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Check out the new 2027 model YL with 3 car seat seats installed. @Tesla @SjvTesla @teslanorcalreno @teslaownersSV
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Cybercab #67 joined the Austin fleet
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Tesla just trained first responders on the Cybercab and Model Y Robotaxi today. Here's what you need to know. The official Robotaxi account posted a video showing firefighters and police getting hands-on with the Cybercab, saying feedback from first responders is directly built into the vehicle's design and safe operation. Since the Cybercab has no steering wheel or pedals, the video shows responders learning to move it manually using an on-screen joystick control, similar in style to how astronauts pilot SpaceX's Crew Dragon. The training session was held in Irving, Texas, northwest of downtown Dallas, marking Cybercab operations expanding beyond Austin. Tesla has also published a First Responders Guide and Cybercab is designed to detect emergency vehicles running lights and sirens, automatically slowing and pulling over to the nearest safe stop. Key numbers: - Training location: Irving, TX - Cybercab has zero steering wheel or pedals - Robotaxi post: 79.3K views as of Sep 18, 2026 Tesla says the on-screen joystick lets technicians, factory staff, and emergency crews reposition the Cybercab when needed.
Train like you fight, fight like you train First responder feedback is directly incorporated into the design & safe operation of Cybercab
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We just won this again folks, calling it in advance. All we do is win in Colorado. Our mountains do the heavy lifting. (Good luck to all 😉)
Happy Monday, you know what that means: time for another TesCalendar photo contest, which means another chance to WIN your spot in the 2027 TesCalendar and this week's prize: @JowuaLife floor mats!! This week's theme: Multiple Teslas! Here's last year's winner (Carlos from @DenverTeslaClub) for inspiration!
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The founders of the trucking future. @Lars @danWpriestley @tesla_semi
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I signed the Tesla Semi hood 😁
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NGL pretty impressed with My Twitter Circle! Find yourself here circle.catsuki.cc/en/circle/… Created with NekoCircle!
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The dating pool in DC makes me feel like I'm never going to have children. 😢💔 I'm 30 years old ... Single, conservative --- I live in Washington DC. I have red hair now. (Recent photo attached.) I'm an engineer. I own a Cybertruck. I make STEM content. Applications for baby daddy are open now. Looking for kind person who is also nice to the waiter. Please apply in comments Please share if you know anyone interested.
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I'm unfortunately not gonna be able to make it to @theXtakeover this year due to overlapping plans. I have one standard ticket that I'm willing to give away to somebody on here. I am offering to subscribers first, but if none of them want it I'll give it to some random person in the comments. Please only reply if you actually can use the ticket and go to the event. I'll choose somebody in the next few days
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Live footage of Bill Gates watching the Tesla Semi event right now:
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Yes @jeremyjudkins_ is going to attend his first @theXtakeover but y'all not even talking about the person who Jeremy is excited to see....@dezmondOliver
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Goodnight, 𝕏. FSD vlog to end the night. Semi news, Roadster teaser, updates in full swing. I mean, what more can you ask for?!
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Tesla Semi Rollout event live-streaming on the @Tesla Diner screens.
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Head to a meeting in a nondescript strip mall location, find yourself in a sea of rare cars.
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We’re now at the @tesla Diner. @DinerDash2026 ✅
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This is a congratulations post for @WyckedBitch and new YL delivery at Stockton @Tesla It has nothing to do with @tesla_semi I'm only trying to ride the algorithm forgive me 😭
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Yeah so @pimpmyev 3D printed me a little gift that I have cherished like Golem and the Ring...No they don't sell them so don't ask. All you have to do is be jealous of what I have that you don't 😜 LET ME HAVE THIS 😩I DON'T HAVE CREATOR PRIVILEGES‼️
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Charlie, the Cyberbeast and Dumpster, the fabulous and gorgeous orange Cybertruck lead the Diner Dash convoy down crooked Lombard Street in San Francisco. @DinerDash2026 @JoshWest247 @JEHazel75 @winespringcafe @teslaownersSV @cybertruck
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Blake Wesley from the LA Clippers loves Charlie, the Cyberbeast!!!
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