**Aggy’s annual roller coaster opened early this year. 🎢😂 Please keep your arms, legs, and preseason expectations inside the ride at all times. And somehow…it’s STILL SEPTEMBER. 😭**

Ha ha. Ou sucks so bad. Mateer is cooked. The Texas defense is going to ruin his day.

What a game @SportyPunk

BIJAN ROBINSON POPS OFF FOR 213 TOTAL YARDS AND 2 TDS TO LEAD THE FALCONS TO A 35-14 WIN VS. THE PACKERS FOR THEIR FIRST OF 2026 🔥

there’s no place like it 📍 #HookEm

Thoughts from game 1: 1. I think we have a staple Mike Elko Elite+ defense this year 2. O line has a bit of work to do, but not as bad as people are making it out to be 3. Marcel looked great on the deep ball, but threw a couple balls that are picked by SEC defenses 4. Marrow is the guy at RB, and the freshman behind him. I think Owens starts to get phased out as time goes on 5. Freshman recievers are as advertised: great 6. This secondary is going to be a PROBLEM for the rest of the country 7. I love that Marcel is running more

7-5?

Poor aggy #HookEm 🤘🏼

🚨#BREAKING: The labor & delivery NURSE who said it gave her "great joy" to wish pregnant Karoline Leavitt a 4th degree tear... "I hope you fcking rip from bow to stern and never sht normally again, c*nt." ...was just RECOMMENDED by a judge to get to KEEP HER NURSING LICENSE AND ONLY GET A $250 FINE!!!!!! Yes, you read that right. Her name is Lexie Lawler, she delivered babies for a living at Baptist Health in Boca Raton. In January, she created a TikTok video, introduced herself as a labor and delivery nurse, and said this about then-pregnant Karoline Leavitt: "As a labor and delivery nurse, it gives me great joy to wish Karoline Leavitt a fourth-degree tear." She said she hoped Leavitt would "rip from bow to stern" and never function normally again. The judge said she already "learned from this experience" because she lost her job. So every expecting mother in Florida is left to wonder: if she wished that on ONE pregnant woman because she disagreed with her... what is she thinking when she's standing over ME?!!!! That judge only made a RECOMMENDATION, thankfully he does not have the final word. The Florida Board of Nursing does and they can throw his recommendation in the trash and pull her license for good. Take. Her. License.

Ohio State will probably beat Texas this bad.

Ohio State is faster and deeper than last year, and they can rotate far more players without a major drop-off 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Texas fans are going to be walking in traffic after Ohio State gets done with them. 😂 😂 😂

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Year 3 of no touchdowns loading……

Pressure Sayin. Protect Arch. Run the damn ball.

Both of our Senators need to be on the record calling for an end to the filibuster. No more hiding behind the self-inflicted 60-vote rule. The American people demand free and fair elections. If it can't be done under Thune, here's a five word solution: Senate Majority Leader Rick Scott.

“Steve Sarkisian says his 2’s and 3’s could win the Big 12. Do the Vegas numbers back that up?” “They do kind of back it up”

The Clintons invited Epstein to the White House 17 times but Democrats think the guy who kicked him out of Mar-A-Lago is the pedo. 🤦‍♀️

🚨BREAKING: The woman who falsely accused President Trump of raping her at 13 with the assistance of Jeffrey Epstein is now facing criminal charges for fraud, theft, and the exploitation of an elderly person.

I FOUND IT After exposing a Senator Cornyn advertisement in Spanish advocating for amnesty, I found a video of Cornyn on the Senate floor promoting amnesty for illegal aliens: “The proposal we made included…a path to legal status for DACA recipients.” No amnesty!