I love Jesus I am a mulatto and I will never truly die Eat a steak will ya

I am a follower of The Way, the Truth, and the Life
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Look me right in my eyes when you’re reading my tweets. In my American eyes.
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All the people who don’t believe in Jesus Christ and actually hate Him love this post. Why could that be?
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The likely reason:
The Laughing Cow has stopped smiling. New cheese packaging has shoppers guessing what's behind the mascot's surprisingly serious look. usatoday.com/story/money/foo…
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What your well meaning parents told you would work with women
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Virginia? Yeah I am but why are you talking like Hagrid
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Washington DC? Yeah I agree they seem to have cleaned it up a lot
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Bryce, Eternal retweeted
The greatest sin for a progressive is being a Christian that doesn't look like the rest of the world
I don’t think God has a problem with authentic atheists, but I’m pretty sure God has a problem with phony Christians.
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Bryce, Eternal retweeted
Jesus is God. God Is Triune.
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Why would I raise my standard of comedy to be higher? I don’t hold back my laughs. Sometimes, I will allow my laughs to meet a certain standard but I am amused by much
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Please pray for me. I think I am getting sick
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Bryce, Eternal retweeted
The Amish girls are educated up until 13-14. They have a fertility rate of 6.1, church attendance at 85%, marriage age 21 to 22, virginity rate 90-95%, and divorce rate less than 1%. College educated career woman have a fertility rate of 1.73, church attendance of 68%, marriage age 27 to 28, virginity rate 25-30%, and divorce rate of 32%. But go ahead and tell me how important it is that your daughters go to college and have a career.
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Bryce, Eternal retweeted
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING!!! 🚨🚨🚨 Proof of Noah’s Ark—FOUND!! It’s right here.
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Gta sicks? I mean I always thought the game was not great in terms of moral lessons yeah
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Not to say the name of simply God But to say the name, Jesus Christ Jesus Christ is Lord Jesus Christ is come in the flesh It is He who I worship as God No blank deity
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I’m going to sleep very soon. May God conquer my dreams and I give them over to Him. Goodnight all and Jesus Christ bless you.
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Not a great flowchart!
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I would not shame a teen mother. She decided not to murder her baby. That is an amazing thing to do, especially in this society of death. God bless her for that. I pray for all the teen mothers in the world, please join me
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Why do we desire to be as the lower animals when we are man, the only one made in the image of God? The simplicity of life in the wild world, as an animal, who is home there, and may meet any sort of end there, appeals to me in some way.
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