Experienced in UK prisons calling for real reform, stronger discipline, and a justice system that puts victims first. and using funny cartoons to do it.
HMP Butlins
Based in United Kingdom
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Nothing to worry about here. Just a group of future doctors, engineers, and model citizens taking the scenic route to success. I’m sure rehabilitation starts tomorrow.
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You throw the rubbish out, then complain when the rats and cockroaches turn up. The irony is, you're the biggest vermin in the place.
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This is how I’d address it: bring in the army and volunteers, lock the perimeter down properly, and make it clear that climbing the fence isn’t an option because you will be shot. Order, structure, take away all luxuries just a tent and a bunk.
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People are living scared — bodies changed, minds shattered. Some never recover, some don’t survive. The pain spreads to families and whole communities. That’s what we’re realising today: we’re pouring hurt and trauma into the places we live. #earlyrelease
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And human rights activists say he deserves a chance. I know he's been involved in 50 fights in prison and assaulted 25 officers, but they still believe he should be released on his release date.
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One cartoon shows how El Salvador treats criminals — stripped down, controlled, zero comfort, zero nonsense. The other cartoon shows the UK… where prison looks more like a badly‑run holiday camp. #CECOT #HMP #prisonofficer
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“Lot of war talk lately… just remember, lads: while you’re out there fighting and dying, the criminals will be safely tucked up in HMP enjoying pool competitions and bingo nights. Good luck out there — don’t worry, the real danger is someone shouting ‘BINGO!’ too loudly.”
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Welcome back to #HMP Butlins. A collection of criminals apparently crushed by the consequences of their actions. You can almost see the suffering. The victims got the sentence, the offenders got the circus.
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Xbox, DVD players, chocolate snacks, sweets, pool competitions — but don’t worry, the real “punishment” is just being there. They’re not there to be punished, right?
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We were told the new vapes were anti-tamper. Prisoners proved otherwise within three days. If they're being used to take drugs, why are we still allowing them? Ban them.
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#MS13 in British prisons? Smoking and mobile phones are already banned, yet inmates still access them. If contraband can get in that easily, what else can? We need tighter security and more controlled regimes.
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And here’s a man smiling and bragging about chopping someone up,loving the comfort, loving the fact he can sit there grinning like nothing matters. But apparently… prison is a huge deterrent
Apparently he’s in prison for punishment not to be punished so it’s fine.
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Own clothes. Vapes. Pool tables. This is exactly what Harper’s killers are doing right now. And people still wonder why they don’t care about prison why no one does. Our prisons are holiday camps. A joke. If this doesn’t anger you, it should. Is this really what you want? #PcHarper #AndrewHarper
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This organisation is immoral. Imagine volunteering your time to walk into a prison just to make sure the paedophiles and criminals are “all good” and being treated well. Who on earth would choose that over helping people who actually deserve it? @_Imbs_
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The UK keeps whining “we’re overcrowded, no space, nothing we can do” like that magically excuses everything. Stop making excuses. It’s not about money this is the solution: a tough‑on‑crime approach. Cheap and cheerful — well, cheerful for the victims, not the perpetrators😉
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I’ve got a better idea: a big fenced‑off site, tents, rows of bunk beds, a couple of guard towers — unlimited space, cheap to build, and staffed by a mix of the army, volunteers, and prison officers. A basic, controlled environment that actually keeps the public safe.
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Rape, robbery, burglary, possession of firearms — these are the offences #IPP prisoners are in for, and none are first‑time offenders. So why are people campaigning to put repeat violent offenders back on the street? I genuinely can’t fathom what good could come from it.
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This is my solution for prison spaces 50 tents 30 bunk beds per tent use a mix of the army former prison officers and volunteers problem solved very little cost to run.
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Here’s the solution use the army/volunteers 30 bunk beds per tent 50 tent unlimited spaces. You try climb the fence and get shot.
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If I described a place with multiple menu choices, pool competitions, bingo, vapes, TVs, DVD players, games consoles and tablets, nobody’s first thought would be “prison.” but yes this is prison in the UK
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I knew a prisoner who killed a 13‑year‑old girl drink‑driving. He only had to serve six years, and now they want to cut it even shorter. That poor family — punished twice, once by him and again by the system.
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Imagine committing a serious crime and filming it, uploading it to TikTok — knowing that prison will see it and do nothing. No lockdown, no search, just business as usual. #HMP
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Another one “being punished” for his crimes — eating better, living better than most can afford on the out, and recording it all for the victims to see. #HMP #victimsofcrime #MakeHMPgreatagain
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If I had my choice, I’d drain 90% of the oxygen out of their cells and leave just enough for them to breathe — but not enough to take a deep breath.”
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American prisoners sit in cages. British prisoners sit in air‑conditioned waiting rooms — and still kick off after ten minutes. They complain, smash up the room, and act like waiting is a human rights violation.
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Problem solved use the army while not in wartime unlimited prison spaces or build a prison like CECOT.
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I’ve already shown how to create 500 prison spaces in a simple cartoon. Either that, or build a CECOT‑style prison like the one completed in seven months. Use the army while we’re not in wartime — problem solved.
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Some people are so terrified they can’t step outside their own front door. Others don’t even feel safe in their own home the one place that should protect them. Some disabled, traumatised, and afraid. And some are gone forever, And you choose to stand up for the people who did it
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