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every word of this paragraph is absolutely mindboggling
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Donald Trump says the US has the "greatest economy we've ever had."
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Today is October 7, 2026. NEVER FORGET.
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Today, @malinformedtv joins the JBS to explain the term Palestinianism and to examine how labels and slogans shape debate around Israel, Palestine, foreign influence, nationalism, and religion. Out on audio, the video version drops at 12 pm
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hey i know women think its funny but if you humiliate your sons when they are kids they will always turn out to be insane and sometimes kill you
When your boy tells you “he’ll get to it”. Oh he’s getting to it lol🤣🤣👇🏻
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Greed is a hell of a thing
So lemme get this straight. Boomers: -imported 100 million third world slaves so their stock portfolios could reach record highs -had the government artificially inflate housing to their benefit -Made social security bankrupt And they want me to give them more money?
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Replying to @NickHintonn
The state of contemporary psyops is woefully half-ass
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12 year old announces free bazooka joe for everyone under 12
📰 @nypost: Trump announces $90 checks for 20 million ‘wonderful seniors’ to help cover Medicare premiums 🔥
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He should haunt the shit out of her
A killer is being resentenced after an AI video of his dead victim forgiving him was played in court The victim’s sister wrote the script, and said they “probably could have been friends”
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For reference, Baby Boomers own over half of all the wealth in America. Gen Z owns less than 10%.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.
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I feel personally attacked.
US Ground Beef Prices 🥩
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They're calling it Qսееrs of War: HRT Day
If you are playing Gears multiplayer be careful with what you say, a player claims he was banned from online play after typing “wt is this lgbt crap” in chat. The ban message lists the reason as “Identity Based Discrimination” and shows a temporary suspension until October 4, 2026, but could be permanent So apparently, in this game, complaining about LGBT-related content in chat can now get you an online ban.
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Sure man whatever
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purpose of a system is what it does
Leftist say that 1/3 of women who go to college are sexually assaulted Conservatives say that women who go to college are brainwashed into ugly hateful feminists Both will still send their daughters to college without hesitation Status trumps everything
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“Hi there! I’m the victim of your road rage, and I forgive you!”
US road rage killer's sentence quashed because AI video of victim was shown in court bbc.in/4rGHDS4
Community note
The sentence was thrown out because an appeals judge ruled that the video should not have been shown in the original trial. BBC misleadingly implies that the sentence was quashed because of the persuasive impact of the video itself. bbc.com/news/articles/…
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Boomerdom as temporal vampirism, "credit" as a feeding tube that today sticks into tomorrow, sucking the future dry for the mother of all parties in the moment, "40 is the new 20", "50 is the new 20", "60, 70, 80 is the...", ah why are the kids reproducing at the rate of post-menopausal women, why do they all look so haggard, no don't ask questions, absolutely refuse to confront opportunity cost, trade-off, permanence, consequence, irreversible change, process termination; no funerals, no last rites, no dignity or ceremony, only Celebrations of Life, because the party never ends, there's always something else you can mortgage, even if it doesn't belong to you, you just need to do a leveraged buyout of the future, your kid's future, your grandkid's future, someone else's grandkids maybe, it doesn't matter whose future you just need to find that sweet pulse of unborn youthful energy and squeeze it out like a fat little lime into the liquor of liquidity. Keep the party going. Treat yourself. You deserve it.
Boomers essentially stole 10-20 years from the life of every young American. That's their crime. Compound interest. Capital accumulation. Opportunity cost. Capitalized value. It's never coming back.
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the world really is over lmao
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