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I'll be on with @AuronMacintyre tonight for part 2 of our discussion about whether the government is really just a protection racket. 3pm EST piped.video/watch?v=yCl8bxZ2…
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You guys, I JUST found out about recency bias, its my favorite thing ever
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I need you guys to understand that companies have been intentionally ruining the franchises you love trying to attract women when all this time they just wanted to keep playing with dolls (Sims) and dress-up like they did when they were little girls.
people on the Dressmaker steam page are crazy oh my god
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By popular demand, I present to you.. my magnum opus.
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'The Church is a hospital for sinners like you and me to recover.' 🤌
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Not many know this, but when Æthelstan was crowned King of all the English in 927AD, he explicitly invited a Somali man who watched premier league football and called him “Boss” to show that Englishness is a civic, not an ethnic identity. How far we have fallen since.
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No, it was me who sent 10 sketches to Mitchell & Webb’s producer (on his request after I won an online comedy competition of which David Mitchell was a judge) Sargon wasn’t even a thing at the time. This might sound weird, but life did indeed exist before gamergate. I was there
Wait.. does this mean that Sargon sent Webb a script for a tv show? Do we have a copy of said script?
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It is quite astounding the number of modern women who do not realise that one of the features of marriage is that you grow with the other person, you change along with them. No one is a perfect match to begin with, you grow and change together and through struggle and goodness of heart you become each others soulmate.
This level of delusion should be illegal…
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The psyop begins
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The Joey Goode Show - Ep.1 [political comedy puppet show -please share!] 🐷 00:00 Intro 00:37 Boogie arrives in UK 02:42 Interview with liberal Karen Pigginton-Smythe 11:54 Larry Slitherstein on 9/11 13:58 Interview with Rabbi Chabat-Shit 18:36 [song] Antisemitic by Rabbi Chabat-Shit 21:20 British Muslim Shaniza McNugget 23:07 Interview with Mary Bou 27:42 Jeffrey Duckstein with Les Wexsnail 29:44 Interlude [Restorm UK] 30:30 Queer Starmer’s Zoom call with evil Lord von Dweidlbourg 35:42 What does Scruffy McNibbles think? 37:00 Message from the Green Party 37:26 ‘Double the Sluggie’ poem with Douglas Murray 40:58 Appeal with Stinky the Rat. 41:21 Outro @KimDotcom @HarrisonHSmith @calvinrobinson @buckleycarlson
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Hehehe.. relatable.
High on Politics — indie psychedelic 60s (hip-hop)
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I think what happened is that in attempt to control and regulate the mystical, Christianity in the west was turned into a sort of formal logic system, which cannot make sense because the mystical is not logical by definition. This process lead to widespread intellectual discrediting because, again, the mystical is not logical. At the same time, the mystical did not cease to exist, but all the tools that were used to deal with it became degraded and passed into the real of barbarous and degenerate 'occultism' and paganism.
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Thanks for having me on @AuronMacintyre!
No One Fights for a Country That's Replacing Them | Guest: Christian Heiens | 9/23/26 nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1MJgNbEND…
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This series, as well as League of Gentlemen was the last gasp of good British comedy before it was taken out the back and executed. I miss it.
That Mitchell and Webb Look Offensive Banned Sketches Full Episode
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>be Margaret Sanger >dad is a socialist stonecutter, the "village atheist" >age 9, sick with typhoid, barely conscious >wake up with dad pressed against me in bed >sense of falling >later call it my first "sex awakening" >little brother Henry dies at 4 >dad takes me to the cemetery at midnight >digs up the body >makes a plaster death mask of his head and shoulders, lock of hair set in the plaster >gift for mom >grow up, marry Bill Sanger >Greenwich Village, Wobblies, anarchists, Goldman, Big Bill Haywood >start a paper called The Woman Rebel > "No gods, no masters" >Post Office says it's unmailable >1914, get indicted >flee to England via Canada, leave the kids behind >once out at sea, wire my people to release 100,000 copies of my illegal contraception manual >London, Christmas Eve 1914 >meet Havelock Ellis >tall, white beard, looks like an Old Testament prophet >turns out he's a literal piss magician >has a urine fetish >names it "undinism," after Undina, the water spirit of Paracelcian alchemy >his motto is "Do What Thou Wilt" >40 years before Crowley >ran Britain's first peyote trip on Good Friday >gave some to Yeats from the Golden Dawn >"an orgy of vision" >impotent >talked his wife into lesbianism >gets off on making her describe it >she's off on a lecture tour, lecturing on homosexuality >perfect time to get close >meet him every day in the British Museum reading room so he can tell me what to think >I call him "the Olympian" >and "the King" >"I have never felt about any person as I do about Havelock Ellis" >he writes to his wife about us >her mental collapse becomes complete >dies >he tells me to tone down the revolutionary talk >1915, come home >my daughter Peggy dies of pneumonia >keep hearing her limping footsteps >Havelock introduces me to Rosicrucianism >says science and mysticism aren't in conflict >start seeing psychics and theosophists >tell a friend I can talk to Peggy now >1916, open the first birth control clinic in Brooklyn >arrested again >1920, back to England >Sussex, the Wantley circle >"a revolving interlocking circle of intimacies" >affair with Hugh de Sélincourt, Havelock's disciple >also his wife Janet >also H.G. Wells, who wants me "in the costume of a tropical island" >also Harold Child >tell Hugh "I don't believe in that institution particularly – do we?" >"I shall marry for wealth some day soon" >marry Noah Slee, oil millionaire >write Noah love letters from London while sleeping with Wells and Child >from his estate write Hugh de Sélincourt: "If only I could fly by night to London to see you & Havelock & Harold — I'd be ready to say this is paradise" >write Woman and the New Race >from the fruitful womb "a Jesus who will not die upon the cross" >abortion is "the efforts of the feminine spirit to liberate itself" >the woman on the abortionist's table "is not a criminal but a martyr" >write The Pivot of Civilization >"Through sex, mankind may attain the great spiritual illumination which will transform the world" >sex can "transmute and sublimate the everyday world" >every February issue of my 'Birth Control Review' is tributes to Havelock >pay his girlfriend's salary >buy him a country house >25 years of devotion >1939, he dies >his autobiography comes out >I'm a "mildly intimate friendship" >mfw the piss wizard friendzoned me posthumously
Planned Parenthood was born of literal homo sorcery. Thread-
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The whole U.S. energy industry plus two key businesses associations (the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and the National Association of Manufacturers) have sent a joint letter to President Trump urging him against limits of diesels exports. Unprecedented for a Republican White House.
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This is some disastrous first order thinking a tread 🧵 on why: Firstly, yes, this may produce a short term fall in US diesel prices ahead of an election - thus the appeal going into the midterms. But....
BREAKING: Trump backs ban on diesel exports axios.com/2026/09/22/trump-d…
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Someone asked if I was ready for the fall & it took me a second to realize they meant autumn & not the total collapse of society...
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Okay, I know what I'm doing at the range this week
You have to practice it
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"and the fact that we have already been through this shock, starting ten years ago..." He means Brexit. He's setting up a Ministry of Truth run by spooks because you don't vote the way the TV tells you to anymore.
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham announces he will create a "National Centre for Information Defence" to combat foreign interference
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