☭⚜️❤️🔥🧔🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ 👰🏼♀️•11/7/26•💘💖💞 100% *NOT* @-ohmyskeet Occasionally susceptible to lizard-brain shenanigans
CWCVille, VA
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I want Catholicism to bring back "mea culpa" but make it more extreme like Latmiya . We have so much to learn from our Muslim brothers. Only note: the women folk can also do it in our church. Who says no?!?!?!?!
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Speaking of this. St Louis is getting a really nice statue loaned to us, and everyone is happy EXCEPT the Republican AG in Jeff City calling it a "demonic attack" . It's literally just a stylized young black woman. #TotalProtestantGulagSystem
Catholics have a real faith that provides them a catechism for viewing art as art. American Protestantism is histrionic and unmoored so anything can be interpreted as the devil.
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Damn wonder why they didn't mention this credit. 😭 RIP to a legend
BREAKING: Patrick Stewart, acting legend of "Star Trek" and "X-Men" fame, dies at 86. apnews.com/article/patrick-s…
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Bruh LOOK. AT HER FUCKINGG. EYESSSS?!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKEN KIDDING MEEE?! *THESE* EYES ARE GONNA BE STARING AT ME LOVINGLY LIKE THAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE??? It sounds crazy but this woman frfr thinks I walk on water
Idk how I'm "this* lucky😭🥺🫠🥰😍🤯🤯🥳🤩🙂🥲🥹😊😏🤤
TWINSIEESSSSSSS 💂🏼♀️
(Find you spouse where you are both each other's manic pixie dream girls 😭🥺💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞🤷🏼♀️🙏💖
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TWINSIEESSSSSSS 💂🏼♀️
(Find you spouse where you are both each other's manic pixie dream girls 😭🥺💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞🤷🏼♀️🙏💖
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Lmao check out who's trying to set up a "meet me in Temecula"/ "IHYNLD" with me you canNOT make ts up 🤣😭 it's the real Viking Hip-hop Queen defending his HUWITE HONOR
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Lmao okay Miss "Viking" I'll make sure to lyk if I'm ever "up north" 🤣 I'll tell all my neighbors in Upstate NY I checked in.
(You *have* to realize how transparent your schtick is, right?? You don't think anyone is actually *buying* ts, do you?? Omg that would be so precious)
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The synthesis is the most natural thing in the world, we're doing woke Popes now and we're bringing Christ to The Comintern get with it or get with the Evangelicals
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Idk why this was even in my suggested but new rule: if you have any gray hairs you are not allowed to upload "Logan Paul Commentary" lmfao
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I played Disco Elysium the day before my birthday. The day after my birthday my wife and I took the first real step to becoming spouses, and since then I haven't had even a second to think about games. I love @twink_letits so motherfucking much dude 😭😭😭
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Collection of quotes from my favorite fellow schizo psychonaut. 💖💖 I hope they comfort or remind you of something today. I love you guys.
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"yeah! Keep 'er coming! Keep 'er coming! You got a ton of space still! Yeeepppppppp you're good, you're good, you're good yo--- okay yeah that's enough you got it" 🤣
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youtu.be/3TYVWtj4f48?is=ugjs…
I have my drugs, I have my woman
They keep away my loneliness
My parents they have their religion
But sleep in separate houses--
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Bread and kerrygold and sunflower seeds ... Pretty good 🤌. I'ma make some herbal tea, too! Lol all that seaweed I bought for the weekend was gone by last night 🤣
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I like Batman 5000% more than any other comic book bullshit like I will genuinely see any Batman movie twice if no other cape shit but I have ZERO fucking interest in this bullshit lmao foh
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Ayy but I'm so ffr -- I've had maybe 20 pimples in my entire life and if I have one on my wedding day I will make it EVERYONE'S problem so someone help me with how to handle in that's already starting to develop?? Like besides the hydrocolloid what do I do to minimize/shorten???
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Plants can be anesthetized the same as animals. But please tell me more about how you're better than me because the things you kill to eat don't have cute faces you can anthropomorphize 👍
(Yes that is my main takeaway from this fascinating video, suck me lmao 🤣)
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I'd never have to worry if my wife would love me if I was a bug cuz this is the bug I am. This pink mantis absolutely serving. Apex predator of the orchid field. Who WOULDN'T love me??
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Calm/Fianceguy's Weed Reviews, for Kind Goods™️ "Pink Lemonade":
Smell: like pretty good weed
Taste: like pretty good weed, with subtle hints of pretty good weed
Smoke: like pretty good weed
High: Not dissimilar to a "pretty good weed" high.
Overall: Pretty Good Weed/10
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Pull up 5 deep, finna take the waffle out Every time they see me they know that I AM CLOUT
I moonwalk in the city they call me
Big, big, big, BIG MICHAEL MICHAEL
She gone ride me like a, like a,
Like a motorcycle
She told me she gon read me but I'm not the Bible
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I've always said wrt straps,, if they're not heavy duty thick boys I don't want it!! Uh I mean them
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If you would've told me 1.5 yrs agou hair would be this soft and voluminous my skin would be this close to flawless and I'd have the love of my life fawning over me 24/7 and I'd be a bit OVERweight instead of under AND I'd be laughing this much? I'da robbed ur corny ass 🤣
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"you sound more like fauci when he lied to Congress" is such a perfect response for that type of moron too lmao
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Seriously , look at these dumb dildos. They're gonna be huffing fumes for HOURS just so they can say "oh h y that guy's got a pretty neat car" a handful of times. This is NOT worth fucking up the main N/S thoroughfare
As if car culture wasn't awful enough, tn is cruisin night on Lindbergh and EVERY jagoff who substituted a car for a personality is revving & honking their stupid shit. It's smelly & loud & obtrusive & Comrade Xi, please send 5,000 icbm to south St Louis County 💖💖💖
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I have evolved past the need for things like "solid food" but you troglodytes have fun out there smh I'll be sailing the cosmos
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