Me, when I tell everyone I'll be tied up all afternoon and need to focus.

Every time I listen to a podcast with @tobi I spend the rest of the week talking in that accent.

Only one photo with an actual corgi and it looks like it wants nothing to do with any of these people

If you were not around in the 70s, this was like perfectly normal TV

If Elon is right and we get universal high income, I am just gonna stroll around Europe in a Spanish cape.

Underrated life advice: Become difficult to rush. The world will pressure you to rush into everything. Rushed decisions. Rushed relationships. Rushed conversations. Rushed timelines. There's power in rejecting that trend. Pause. Slow down. Create space to think clearly.

.@danawhite says one of the keys to longevity is to block out all negativity: “There's this Bruce Lee quote where he says, ‘Never say negative things about yourself or what you're working on even if you're joking, because your body doesn't know the difference.’” “I never take in any negativity. “It never even crosses my mind that something's not going to work. I just keep going until it does work.”

"The free market will regulate itself...."

"Everyone wants to be a beast. Everyone wants to be the best. But very few people are willing to do what it actually takes. Because what it takes is boring. It is waking up at 4:00 AM. It is shooting the same shot a thousand times. It is watching the film when you are tired. People fall in love with the result, but they hate the process. You have to fall in love with the boredom. You have to fall in love with the repetition. If you can find joy in the mundane work that no one else sees, the lights will eventually shine on you.” -Kobe Bryant

the new jersey decimal system

Let’s normalize these. Order one today and just get started.

leaving work early after a day of underperforming to go drinking

"It's fucking ducks." How David Mamet feels about WHITE GUILT. Coming October 6! Sign up link below.

The blindingly obvious point that the dorks miss: most people love shopping

Basically every class at MIT has been sitting on YouTube, 100% free, anywhere on the planet, for the past 20 years. And we are still morons. How does an AI assistant suddenly change this?

So I have a year or so to get my affairs in order so I can afford to be in LA and not working for every moment of this.

Me, when I finally show up to the office after a few weeks out

Economics lesson - if you really need an assistant/chief of staff (e.g. CEO) you already have them. If you need to make them with a computer, you were not doing anything valuable in the first place.

I'm grateful to women who hyphenate their last names, because you immediately know that they're going to be a pain in the ass.

We have this whole agent thing backwards. I don't need an agent to buy stupid shit online so can focus on work. I need it to do my real job so I can focus entirely on buying stupid shit.