To those who think they’re insulting me by saying that I’ve cleaned NHS toilets for 45 years: it’s NOT an insult. The cleaners, porters, laundry, catering and other ancillary staff do a great job and are vital members of the team. Respect to them all. Think of a better insult.

Dear diary Yesterday was a big day for me as I’ve been advising Manchester City with their finances for a while, and they’ve had the auditors in. I think it’s gone well.

The far-right are "protesting" in Gosport and because of Danny Tommo and there's a Polish immigrant amongst them saying that he doesn't want asylum-seekers here and he's calling for them to be shot. I'm old enough to remember when the far-right used to call for the deportation of the Poles and what they used to say about them.

Good news for Man City fans in Ireland: we offer direct flights to Luton, Birmingham, Bristol, Bradford and Cardiff ⬇️

Cos those immigrants took all our jobs

It’s probably just me. When I look at cowards like this hiding their identity and trying to look menacing I certainly don’t think ‘he looks patriotic, I wish we had more like him’.

Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil🙏

Should've saved money worn the #TeaCosy.

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“Look I’m sorry there isn’t any tea again but Daddy needs to give this week’s benefit money to Danny Tommo and he’s used up all of our savings to help out Tommy Robinson. Also he had to buy a nonce bonnet, so he’s had a tough time recently.”

RT @SymsFifi: If a child is shouting “let them drown” down a megaphone, Social Services need to be brought in.

Link for Danny Tommo legal fund donations - rnli.org/pages/ig/new/dual-o…

I was out training with the #RNLI today and a number of people made a point of stopping to thank us for doing what we do. Decent people in real life mean more than the fake patriot bots on here.

Violence against women is never acceptable. Laughing at the perpetrators of assault against women is also never acceptable. Reform is out of control.

Latest records show that RNLI donations have increased by 5000% over the past couple of weeks after far-right backlash. The RNLI is on track to record its highest annual fundraising total in its almost 200-year history.

The only way this could be improved would be if he had been rescued by the RNLI! 🤣🤣🤣

Just 4 months after the local elections, Reform UK (RefUK) have lost 158 of their local councillors: -55 resigned -42 went Independent -28 defected -24 were kicked out -5 lost their seats -2 disqualified -2 suspended. Appalling record - and a waste of taxpayers’ money!

A top, top reply from West Yorkshire Police …

I worked with Farage from 1999-2003 when he was first elected as an MEP, sharing an office with him in Strasbourg. I stayed at his home, travelled with him, dined and entertained when we were in Europe, and worked with him in the UK. Outwardly charming, he is in fact a vindictive, aggressive bully, with a huge chip on his shoulder. He is intolerant of criticism, has no loyalty to anyone, and will shaft anyone who disagrees with him, gets in his way or poses a threat (usually by underhand means, via third parties). I am not surprised, therefore, that you have come to your view. Most people who have been close to Farage feel the same way and would not trust him in the slightest. Many more will come to the same conclusion, and eventually the Farage bubble will burst. I hope it does so before he does even more damage.

Dear diary Back from holiday and had my second day working in Air Traffic Control today. People seemed a little stressed so I guess they’ve really missed me.