No way! 🤦🏻‍♂️

“Removing the disruptive student from class won’t solve any of their problems.” Probably. But it solves the other twenty-nine students’ problem.

Never forget. Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger from MASH dressed like this to prove he was mentally ill.

Always. Pay attention. 🙏✝️

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects? Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner? CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS. Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song. Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been. Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on. Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about. There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable. There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.” Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable. A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE?? And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself? Your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to? The iron in our blood was made inside a star?? We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live? We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

Ben Stein Nixon speechwriter, Yale lawyer, the teacher from Ferris Bueller said this in 2019 and it still slaps: “We have a society in which there are an awful lot of people who have no idea that Stalin, Hitler, Mao Tse-Tung all came to power promising the same kinds of things that Ms. Ocasio-Cortez is promising. And it led to mass murder, it led to dictatorship, it led to genocide. These promises are old promises and they invariably lead to bad things.” Nailed it. Free stuff is never free. Somebody always pays. Let’s not let history repeat itself.

RT @mitchellvii: THE DIFFERENCE: Gas was expensive under Biden because he was trying to kill the oil industry. Gas is expensive under Trump…

Dear @grok - which historical figure do I most align with based on my X posts ??

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🚨BREAKING🚨 Lindsay Clancy's attorney warns she would be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial. Lindsay’s 3 children could not be reached for comment…

I’m genuinely curious! For real! Why the uproar over FLOCK cameras? Cameras are everywhere…airports, banks, restaurants, malls, almost every business…and on most homes/doorbells. Look at any mall or business…you’ll find cameras. And with AI, they all know who we are. Then there are our computers, cars, phones, social media…all tracking us. Any of these can be misused in the hands of a malicious person. Privacy is an illusion!

Rifles claimed 409 lives last year. Constipation claimed 956. Proof that being full of shit is more deadly than guns.

A stellar Coat of Many Colors for Dolly Parton, forever among the stars 💗

Middle Eastern saying: "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." The Trump/Bessent Corollary: "The friend of my enemy is my enemy."

One of the BEST MEMES of 2026.

"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you." - The Word of the Lord (Jeremiah 1:5)

If I realize you've made up some beart-wrenching story as engagement farming, I'm going to block you. If you post mysterious comments, without explanation, like -What a terrible day! -This is so unfair! -I just got some awful news! You know the ones...I will ignore you and keep scrolling. If you start posts with 'BREAKING' when the news is not breaking and you're clearly trying to stir up cr@p, you're off my list. And if you need 5 comments to finish your post, I'm done! You know who you are. I'm not playing!

Hmm