"The popular faith in words is a veritable disease of the mind, for a superstition of this sort always leads farther and farther away from man's foundations and seduces people into a disastrous identification of the personality with whatever slogan may be in vogue." C.G. Jung

Nobody reads the employee handbook. I proved it. Last month I added one sentence on page 73: “First employee to email HR this sentence gets $1,000.” Thirty days passed. Yesterday an analyst finally found it. I congratulated him and paid the $1,000 immediately. Then I terminated him. People don’t randomly read employee handbooks. They read them when they’re looking for leverage. $1,000 is a very reasonable price to identify your next lawsuit.

You can die a hero or live long enough to see all the talking heads start shilling scam crypto coins or doing undisclosed advertisements for gambling apps.

An insider told me this is pretty much the same thing that allegedly takes place in homeless shelters. It's a jackpot for some in the shady medical field. These alleged medical fraudsters allegedly send " runners " to these shelters and they look for ways to charge up insurance companies . When you dig into this stuff it's pretty wild and opens your eyes up to a whole new world.

Your regular reminder that there is no natural upper limit to multiculturalism or open borders; you will simply wake up one day to find yourself living amidst Sinaloan cartels and your liberal neighbours will cheerily remark upon the flavourful authenticity of the quesadillas.

Silence, invader.

Absolutely would.

A few years back I watched North Carolina (deep red legislature) eminent domain a Baptist church off their land for a Singapore billionaire’s scam EV plant that never opened. Anyway, that’s the GOP Chamber of Commerce wing’s idea of “free markets”. Hard pass.

The Sheetz gas station franchise had to pay millions in a civil rights lawsuit a few years ago because it was using criminal background checks to screen employees and was therefore rejecting more minoirty applicants Government does this day in and day out, what a joke

🚨 ADOBE: 100% OF ITS PENDING PERM CASES ARE NOW ON HOLD. PERM Tracker currently shows: 215 pending Adobe cases. 215 on hold. 100%. Cognizant is already at 1,831 of 1,831. Now Adobe joins the 100% list. Important: an “APPLICATION ON HOLD” status does not by itself establish wrongdoing or tell us why DOL placed the cases on hold. But 215 out of 215 at one of America’s largest tech companies is absolutely worth watching.

𝑩𝒁𝒁𝒁-𝑩𝒁𝒁𝒁 “Ugh.” “What’s up?” “Pft. Just my girlfriend texting some bullshit again.” “Ha, yeah. Women.” “I love her, but damn dude, I hate typing LOL back to all these boring-ass cat videos. She knows damn well there’s only one kitty I wanna see.” “Yeah, I automated all that years ago.” "You automated all what years ago?” “Texting my wife.” “Bro, what?” “I got decades of texts with her, right? So I just fed all of that into the AI, and now it responds for me. The way I would.” “Um.” “But like in a better, funnier, more charming way.” “You don’t even see her texts?” “I get a short summary of our exchanges right before I head home at five.” “Uh, I’m not gonna lie, man, that seems kinda fucked up.” “I thought so too, but it’s done wonders for our relationship. She sends me nudes every day now.” “Really?” “And she can’t wait to hop on my dick once I come through the door. Literally whining for it.” “Get out of here.” “Some days I’ve got to peel her off and say, ‘Sorry Kitten, Daddy’s Cum Cannon is closed today.” “Man, you’re full of shit.” “I’m serious! The AI has her all figured out. Every day it’s texting her the nastiest shit she likes at the perfect interval to maintain the optimal level of horniness.” “The nastiest shit she likes?” “Yeah, I had it analyze her whole Kindle library. To figure out her kinks.” “And you just let the AI do all that? On your girl.” “That’s not even the best part.” “Man, I think we got differing definitions of the word ‘best’…” “The AI even got her to start wearing a panty vibrator. Every day! And it has Full. Remote. Access.” “No.” “She’s getting off all the time, and she thinks 𝙄’𝙢 the one doing it!” “Man, this shit sounds illegal!” “That’s the beautiful part! It’s not!” “You’re telling me you let some godless machine digitally skin suit your dumbass so it can sweet-talk your girl while jilling her bean from halfway across town?” “Technically it jills her bean from a data center in North Virginia.” “Man, that’s the most depraved, fucked-up, morally-deranged—” 𝑩𝒁𝒁𝒁-𝑩𝒁𝒁𝒁 “…” “Another cat picture?” “Tch." “That’s an awfully cute pussy.” “…you know what, fuck it.” “Hm?” “Show me how to set this shit up.” --- [r][title: AutoAmourAI]

yo is this actually good advice?

what have i become my dearest friend

It beggars belief that people are still running with the PAXTON ONLY WON PRIMARY BECAUSE BAD ORANGE MAN. It's just stupid. What Rando mentions below is a death knell in the state of Texas. Anyone who tries to wave it away as irrelevant is doing so because they want to, not because the facts support their position.

The Dressmaker comment section is basically a digital asylum where everyone's fighting over pixels like they're feeding a Tamagotchi that only eats drama.

people on the Dressmaker steam page are crazy oh my god

I need you guys to understand that companies have been intentionally ruining the franchises you love trying to attract women when all this time they just wanted to keep playing with dolls (Sims) and dress-up like they did when they were little girls.

humans are so predictable that computers can easily predict what someone will type next 80% of the time, even if they try to type randomly except for this one guy, who became totally unpredictable by just "using his free will"