Not that complicated, but fun

NYC
Now we’ll have to find out the legal minimum finger limit for sodomy.
🚨#BREAKING: Accused Cornell fraternity member says he was “sodomized” by the woman alleging gang rape, as the criminal investigation into the 2024 incident is reopened.
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Never forget!
BRICS leaders all killed by local food after big meeting in India
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Men In Black movie getting a reboot without Will Smith
Cops examining over 1M images taken from Philly house of horrors as fifth missing woman is ID'd trib.al/qYnnh4v
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Covfefe
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They should have an on site doctor or nurse power stamping sick notes for anyone with night tickets who stay after 10pm.
Dear ______, Please excuse ______ from work on Wednesday, 9/9/2026. We understand how important showing up is, but sometimes you have to make time for things you're passionate about. Carlos Alcaraz and Ben Shelton put on an absolute stellar performance during their US Open quarterfinal, and ______ was a fully committed fan who was completely locked in from start to finish. We appreciate your understanding and hope you can respect the commitment to the sport. Thank you.
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Epic
This. Point! And it's only the first set!
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Who's da house?
🇺🇸🇯🇵 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says he's "the house now" when it comes to Japan's currency, and he's daring traders to bet against him. "I have pretty good insight into what the Bank of Japan is going to do. You can bet against me if you want." The U.S. and Japan already spent a record $96.4 billion this summer trying to prop up the yen after it hit a 4 decade low. It's climbed back on its own since, no new intervention needed. Every trader dreams of an edge like that. Most of them don't also get to write the rules. Source: Bloomberg / Writer: Julie
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I can't get over how much that metro looks like so many of the trains in the NYC MTA system. Are they sending our old C trains to Mexico?
Man opens world’s smelliest fish can in Mexico City metro — passengers hit with pure nightmare Surstromming is a fermented Baltic herring so pungent it’s banned on several airlines as a potential explosion hazard
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Let's go Biff!!!
BREAKING: The Trump administration is seeking to rescind a rule that was put in place to stop private equity funds from bribing public officials, per Axios
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#Anduril makes more than retro game boys.... they also make military grade whale dildos.
BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Iran announces it monitored, ambushed, and captured the most advanced and classified American Unmanned Underwater Vessel in the Strait of Hormuz The unmanned submarine contains the most advanced and new technology, and was only delivered to the U.S. Navy a year ago, in 2025. It has been captured in a complete state, and will be showcased on state TV in the coming hours. @Middle_East_Spectator
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Don't worry there's a Dive XL for black whales.
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Has anyone watched Dumb & Dumber 3 yet?
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A decade ago I visited a Private Equity shop in an old NYC building. There was an air filter on literally everyone’s desk except for the secretary. 1) Clean air 2) Hum of the fans may have been setting the pace of a thinking at a higher pace too. Super interesting setup.
HEPA air purifiers may boost brain function after just one month | The Conversation Summary: Adults aged 40 and older performed about 12% faster on a test of executive function after using a HEPA air purifier at home for one month. The findings suggest that cleaner indoor air could offer a simple way to help protect the brain from the effects of traffic-related pollution. --- Using an in-home HEPA purifier for one month spurs a small but significant improvement in brain function in adults age 40 and older. That’s the result of a new study we co-authored in the journal Scientific Reports. HEPA purifiers – HEPA stands for high efficiency particulate air – remove particulate matter from the air. Exposure to particulate matter has been connected to respiratory and cardiovascular illnesses as well as neurological diseases such as Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s. Environmental health researchers increasingly recommend that people use HEPA air purifiers in their homes to lower their exposure to particulate matter, but few studies have examined whether using them boosts mental function. We analyzed data from a study of 119 people ages 30 to 74 living in Somerville, Massachusetts. Somerville sits along Interstate 93 and Route 28, two major highways, resulting in relatively high levels of traffic-related air pollution. This makes it an especially good location for testing the health effects of air purifiers. We randomly assigned participants to one of two groups. One used a HEPA air purifier for one month and then a sham air purifier – which looked and acted like the real thing but did not contain the air-cleaning filter – for one month, with a monthlong break in between. The second group used the real and sham purifiers in reverse order. After each month, participants took a test that measured different aspects of their mental capacity. The test probed people’s visual memory and motor speed skills by measuring how quickly they could draw lines between sequential numbers, and it tested executive function and mental flexibility by asking them to draw lines between alternating sequential numbers and letters. We found that participants 40 years and older – about 42% of our sample – on average completed the section testing for mental flexibility and executive function 12% faster after using the HEPA purifier than after using the sham purifier. That was true even when we accounted for factors like differences in the amount of time participants spent indoors, with either filter, as well as how stressful they found the test. This improvement may seem small, but it is similar to the cognitive benefits that people experience from increasing their daily exercise. While you may not experience a sudden increase in clarity from a 12% boost, preventing cognitive decline is vital for long-term well-being. Even small decreases in cognitive functioning may be associated with a higher risk of death. Why it matters Air pollution can negatively affect mental function after just a few hours of exposure. Studies show that air purifiers are effective at reducing particulates, but it’s unclear whether these reductions can prevent cognitive harm from ongoing pollution sources like traffic. Research has been especially lacking in people living near major sources of air pollution, such as highways. People living near highways or major roadways are exposed to more air pollution and also experience higher rates of air pollution-related diseases. These risks aren’t encountered by all Americans equally: People of color and low-income people are more likely to live near highways or areas with heavy traffic. Our study shows that HEPA air purifiers may offer meaningful health benefits under these circumstances. What still isn’t known Research shows that air pollution begins to affect cognitive function especially strongly around age 40. These effects may become increasingly prominent as people age. HEPA air purifiers may therefore be especially beneficial for older adults. Our study did not explore this possibility, as fewer than 10 of our 119 participants were over the age of 60. Also, our participants only used a HEPA air purifier for one month. It’s possible that longer durations of air purification may sustain or even increase the improvement in cognitive function we observed in our study. Finally, it is unclear exactly how air purifiers improve cognition. Some studies suggest that exposure to particulate matter reduces the amount of the brain’s white matter, which helps brain cells conduct electrical signals and maintains connections between brain regions. The brain regions most harmed by air pollution are the ones that control mental flexibility and executive function, the same domains in which we saw improvements in our study. We plan to study whether reducing particulate matter by using air purifiers is indeed protecting the brain’s white matter, and whether it could reverse some cognitive decline. We will explore that possibility by studying how levels of molecules called metabolites, which cells produce as they do their jobs, change in response to breathing polluted air and air cleaned by a HEPA filter. Read more: sciencedaily.com/releases/20…
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If you cure life, with death the below statement is true too.
Replying to @Jason
Synthetic RNA will cure many diseases
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Trucks next
JUST IN: California Uber driver reveals Tesla’s Full Self-Driving now handles 95% of his driving, with his Uber safety score rising from 70% to 98%.
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Trump’s best moves have been creating ways for people to avoid the entrapments of ObamaCare
5 states do not allow religious exemptions for vaccines - CA, CT, ME, NY and WV, meaning 20% of the US population is not entitled to refuse a medical procedure based on their religious beliefs. Pro bono law firm @WTPatriotsUSA has been working to change that.
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