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Corporate Absurdity
@CorpAbsurdity
Sharing absurd experiences and memes about corporate life.
Joined April 2022
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Corporate Absurdity
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Aug 15
How boomers think the job market works.
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Anon is cooked.
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Job interviews are often a massive waste of time.
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Sep 25
If I had a superpower, I’d probably be using it on something more important than this job.
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Sep 25
Ever notice employers want you to use AI at work, but never when applying or interviewing?
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Sep 24
What happens when you ask an IT guy for help without making a ticket.
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Sep 24
Can’t tell if this manager is delusional enough to think this will motivate his employees or if he just wants to humiliate them.
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Sep 23
This 9-5 shit is torture
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Sep 22
How you look when you set yourself as open to work on LinkedIn.
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Sep 21
Boomers will still call you lazy if you can’t find a job.
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Sep 21
Hilton received 12,000 applications from Gen Zers for just 72 internship spots, per Fortune.
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Sep 21
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Sep 21
Is this true? Are the days of landing an easy email job over?
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Sep 21
“Just take the job at Panda Express and work your way up to CEO.”
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Sep 21
Recruiters after seeing a résumé of someone who doesn’t have 5-8 years of experience.
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Sep 20
Anon posts ghost jobs.
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Sep 19
If you ever find a way to dramatically speed up your work, don’t tell anyone.
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Sep 18
A master’s degree just delays unemployment.
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Sep 17
Job offer turns into rejection mid-email.
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Sep 16
Since when is one cup of coffee a day too much?
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Sep 16
Recruiter said, “We’ll be in touch!” but it’s been two weeks.
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Sep 16
Company admits they posted a ghost job.
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