I fell for this crap, made a bulletproof portfolio, spent nearly a working week creating examples of what the firm was looking for.
I had the idea to deliver it in person, so I printed it and made it presentable. Drove 50-miles to their office, while hyping myself up. Parked up, walked into reception area and approached the staff working front desk. Laziest stereotype attitudes I'd ever seen, leaning back in chairs with one having their feet kicked up in background seemingly doing nothing.
I explained I was there for the vacancy that was advertised online and that I wanted to see them in person. "You have to apply online". and so I said, well since I'm here is there anyone I can speak to, if I wait? "No."
I won't forget the guy in background's face was a smirk at me. I told them I was serious about the job and asked them to give my portfolio to the person doing the hiring. I'm almost certain that they threw my work in the bin right away.
Now I work on farms, it is physically demanding but has none of the soulless corporate crap.