generalist, mm pe, happily miserable

The Data Room
Any ball knowers?
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Why does @jimmyjohns suck now?
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More data centers, NOW!
MW2 decompilation is nearing its end. With currently 17 agents working in parallel, we're making progress at an incredible pace. The game is fully playable now and almost all visible bugs are gone. Only a few are left. I even managed to get my first nuke ☢️😂
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ANN MICHEAL MAYE CAN YOU PLAY WR OR RG????
Someone needs to tell Mrs Drake Maye that now is NOT the time to be reviewing sandwiches on tik tok😭😭😭
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Fuck it, MW2 Trickline
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Me after the company implements an AI head of HR (it does not find my Chinese accent amusing)
We’ve raised $85M for this moment. Introducing Warp 2.0: The first AI Head of HR. Every company is building AI to replace jobs. Warp is building AI to do the jobs no human should have to: If you work in HR, I want you to spend time with the manager who needs help or building company culture people actually want to work at. If you’re a founder, I want you to focus on signing clients or spending time with your family. You shouldn’t have to figure out how to register state tax in California. You shouldn’t have to pay outrageous penalties because you don't know what a DE 9C is. I want to make HR human again. Today, this is finally possible with the Warp Agent. I’d love for you to see it in action: warp.co/agent
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How getting a deal pass committee has me moving lately
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Dancing with the stars was so much better when they let the Eastern European pro dancers emotional abuse the celebrities
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Alright now the Corgi Girls bit seems kinda fucked up
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Texting my VP on a Saturday for more usage credits
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“Dad what was RuneScape like back in 2006”
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Me when my finds wet clothes in the washer that I forgot to put in the dryer the night before
Joke P
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Anyone with a functioning frontal lobe knew the ice baths were bullshit
I told you so. New meta-analysis (22 RCTs): ice baths/cold plunges do not improve objective recovery vs. just sitting there. They only numb soreness (highly placebo-prone) and impair explosive performance. Worse: it blunts the inflammatory signal your muscles actually need to repair & grow. The “recovery” was always more social media fad than physiology.
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3 of the 5 women, including my wife, who work in marketing at her company are pregnant. I get a call once or twice a week like she’s in a firefight in the jungles of Vietnam
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Happy Fed hike day to all who celebrate
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24 years ago, Simple Plan released "What's New Scooby Doo?"
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Sitting IC while the deal my VP said was “a lock” gets shredded
brandon*
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Bond vigilantes asking for a 6% 10-year
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