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Tampa Bae
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Don't trust them new DEIs over there🎶
Leaving they DEI essence in the air 🎶
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*sigh* What you study largely doesn't matter. In college, you learn how to do research and present arguments, regardless of your discipline
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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I know I'm because if you tell me a mich ultra is $25, suddenly I don't need to loosen up. I'll be a stiff ass wall flower
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Note to self: you can either have a nice dinner OR go back to the poker room but not both. Shoved into the nuts with the second nuts and gave back all my profit on the day after paying too much to realize I prefer a pan seared to a flame grilled steak
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Family will be horrified when I pull this one out at the turkey bowl on Thanksgiving
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"Alright Colin nice sack, good job getting us off the field!"
Colin Simmons:
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University of Texas players after sacking the quarterback
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Lost a tournament. Won it back and then some playing cash. These fish ain't never seen a gator in the desert
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If #3 is my son I’m disowning him
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I just walked to my room with a glass bottle after losing money and I don't think that should be allowed. To be clear, I'm good - just gave back my small cash poker profits when I actually damn near doubled it - but I don't think other people understand bankroll management like I do
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If self-checkout eliminated jobs, unemployment would be higher than 4%
SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS SELF-CHECKOUT WORKERS, BUT I'M DONE...
I just scanned $140 worth of my own groceries, bagged them myself, and weighed my own produce.
Then the machine asked if I wanted to donate $2 to "help end hunger."
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
You eliminated 4 cashier jobs to boost corporate profit margins, made me do all the manual labor for free, and then asked ME for a tax write-off donation?
If you're making customers do the work, give us a 10% employee discount at checkout.
THAT'S NOT A COMMUNITY INITIATIVE, THAT'S CORPORATE SUBSIDY.
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Big dog owners will understand, sometimes you really need to check that mf and let em know wassup because they will lose all respect for you
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If you are dumb enough to get scammed by an account pretending to be me with 18 followers that’s 100% on you
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