Baltimore, MD
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DaddyJew retweeted
I don't like it when someone offering me advice begins with "if I were you."... well you're not, so zip it, chucklefuck
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Gather around children and I will tell you about a happy time not so long ago where things at the Dollar Store actually cost one dollar.
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When the soundtrack of your youth is dying, it makes you wonder how much more time you've got.
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DaddyJew retweeted
Explaining to my boomer mother that the dark web and dark mode on her iPhone are in no way related, wasn't on todays bingo conversation card
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DaddyJew retweeted
Don’t waste your time and energy trying to get to know someone when they don’t care enough to get to know you.
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This was a really good tweet that I forgot while I was distracted by a bird.
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DaddyJew retweeted
I still take the pictures for you, I just don’t send them anymore
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