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Lady was pissy when I insisted on walking with her to the parking lot, but it was raining and she had an umbrella.
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Can we just assume that I never know what you mean... *me, when people say "d'ya know what I mean?"
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Pretty fucking simple, I spend almost no fucking time questioning why I am fucking happy
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My phone becomes fascinating
the exact second I decide to sleep.
Impressive timing.
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I refried the refried beans, how does that make you feel white boy?
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Can we turn around? I don’t wanna do this anymore.
-me, as an astronaut
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RT @DaddyJew: Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: whoa, i have a resume?
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You ever had a conversation with someone and they start a topic with some questions for you so you go into them and then they say: why are you so focused on that?
I had one today. 🙃🔫
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Dad has Covid, mom and I are the last two people I know who haven’t had it. He’s ok, had to pay $600 for meds, absolutely insane.
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~...SHE
Deeply Loves
•▪THE MOON
That's
A Strong
Emotional
Connection
🍂
🌕
Tonight
The Moon
'Brings
A Gentle
Glowing
•–Light
To HER
Dark
SKY
🍂
🌕
A Sense
Of Peace
That's
The
Beauty
•▪Of
NIGHT
🍂
🌕
SHE
Feel
Comforted
•—By
Moonbeams
& View
The Moon
As A Protector...~
#SHE
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