sparkle goth. professional goober. millennial. halfie. heina.
Pallet Town, CA
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curly fries are my favorite as they're salty and spiraling, like me.
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New Taylor Swift song is basically:
"He likes me, even though I'm tall
He's my husband, who plays football"
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Wait, no New Girl???
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On the next season of
🇺🇸 In Miami, two inmates on murder charges who never met face-to-face had a baby through an AIR DUCT.
Daisy (29) and Joan (23) fell in love via the vent between floors. He wrapped his semen in plastic, tied it to a rope made of torn bedsheets, and lowered it down.
She pulled it up and self-inseminated with a store-bought applicator.
In 2024, she gave birth to a baby girl with DNA confirming it’s their child.
The jail is currently investigation this shocking security lapse.
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Not sure if I'm hungry or I just want a super hero like eleven to come to the planet & incinerate us.
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tucker wetmore is a drag name sorry
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Zoomers be like "they don't make music like this anymore" and it's a song from 3 years ago
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Used a recipe to make porridge and the last step was “Leave the house for a while”
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