Visual novel developer. Games: shimmersoft.itch.io. Discord: discord.gg/evJHjjN. @cactuscali19912's 'favorite white boy'.
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happy 20th anniversary to resident evil 4! we'll always cherish all the thrilling, often stupid, memories. what's that? you don't remember these scenes? well you must have forgotten. it has been 20 years. go play otome edition if you need a refresher.
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On the next season of
🇺🇸 In Miami, two inmates on murder charges who never met face-to-face had a baby through an AIR DUCT.
Daisy (29) and Joan (23) fell in love via the vent between floors. He wrapped his semen in plastic, tied it to a rope made of torn bedsheets, and lowered it down.
She pulled it up and self-inseminated with a store-bought applicator.
In 2024, she gave birth to a baby girl with DNA confirming it’s their child.
The jail is currently investigation this shocking security lapse.
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I like that British rappers are like:
"Beans on the beat, now the rhythm is toast
Fucked your nan, got her seeing the father, the son, the holy ghost"
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Idk what this movie is gonna do for Holmes' reputation but im gonna see it cuz the vibes are immaculate
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Damn Spence you sure seem to know a lot for a guy who got 25% of the vote
Oh man, people just don't get it. Mamdani is playing the long con. He's consolidating power ahead of these elections by acting as normal as he can muster, so in the NEXT election cycle he can plausibly say "they said I was crazy! See? Socialists aren't so bad!" Then he can get more socialist allies elected (especially at a state level where he needs them), consolidate exponentially more power, and then the commies can actually execute their evil communist plans they're always saying they'll do: let all the criminals out of prison, abolish the police, seize your property, and destroy western civilization. I'm stunned by how many people fall for this scammer. The fact that nobody in media is pointing this out makes me very concerned about our prospects as a country.
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Just remembered my bit of family lore about Dinesh, when my dad dated his ex-wife for like 2 months in 2024 and then bailed out cuz her multi-year lawsuit to claim more of his assets failed and a court was gonna release him from perpetual alimony payments. Fun times.
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Truly believe that Stephen Miller was cursed by a witch to only ever see his own actions in the mirror behind his eyes and never realize he's describing himself
Miller: Their policies aren't just wrong. Their policies are evil. I wish it weren't true. It is. You cannot sit on the sidelines when we are trying to save this country from an agenda that is sinister and wicked and morally indefensible
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Super funny to imagine Leon flinging axes 50 feet and then having to eat a cookie to keep his blood sugar up
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As a dude shorter than most dudes dooming about being short, I really recommend adopting women's approach: find the things you like about yourself and emphasize them. The things you don't like, seek change or make peace. Other people respond to your assurance, regardless.
You see a lot of men dooming about being short online. I get it. It seems like it really fucking sucks. But why aren't there more women dooming online about their respective negative traits? It's even worse for them, men care more about physical appearance than women.
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What its like being in a relationship with someone you genuinely like:
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My poor bf broke his shoulder in an ebike accident so now our Halloween couple costumes are about to be:
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