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Back when I was a kid, there was no internet.
Sometimes people would have to walk miles just to call me an idiot!
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First date idea:
We meet for dinner, you tell me it’s over, I give you half of everything I own, and we both walk away feeling good about all of the time that we saved before arriving at this conclusion.
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Not every girl wants material things. Some of us just want a weirdo to go on spontaneous adventures with.
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Twitter tells me I’m not verified yet. That “yet” is awfully presumptuous I tell ya.
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Karaoke night for men who really don't want to be there... you'll have to sing at least 1 song... your wife will get angry
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RT @Tice_P: *FUN FACT*
People who reverse park have a higher IQ than people who forward park.
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May your socks always be crooked, your shirt tags flipped up, and that itch stay out of reach...
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RT @manofletterz: I'm not everybody's cup of tea but tea's gross so who gives a fuck
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I’m into disgusting things, like sitting by the fire and gazing into your eyes
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