Kevin, look. After you get sworn in I’m hitting Iran. Hard. Very hard. Oil goes right back to a $100. Maybe more. Beautiful. Everybody’s going to love it.
Then I go on television every single day and I say “cut the rates, Kevin. Cut them. Cut them now.” I’m going to be on your ass. Publicly. Relentlessly. The fake news will go crazy. “Trump’s attacking his own Fed chair!” Perfect, I did the same thing to Jerry during my first term and he waited a year to cut rates.
Meanwhile the whole market knows you have to hike. Inflation’s coming back. Everybody sees it. I see it.
And I’m putting BESSY on Japan. Scott. Yen carry trade? We’re going to blow it up. Watch what happens when that trade unwinds. Ugly for a lot of people. Beautiful for us. Really, Really bad for stocks.
The AI guys? I’m bringing them all in. Elon. Anthropic. The whole group. I sit them down and I say, “Fellas, we gotta crash stocks. All of you go out there and say you’re scared of your own models. Terrified. The models are too powerful. We don’t know what they’ll do.” They’ll all say the same thing. Coordinated. Looks organic. Market panics. Beautiful.
Stocks drop 30%. Then the government steps in and takes a huge stake. Huge. We buy the dip with the country’s balance sheet. We own a piece of everything. Beautiful. All the panicans will sell to us and it will be gorgeous.
(leans in)
That was the plan the entire time.
$TLT is down 50% from the highs. 50%! Nobody wants to talk about it. You hike right into rising inflation, Japan blows up the carry trade, the AI boys all scream “we’re scared of our AI" stocks crash 30%, government takes the stake, and you force a massive flight to safety into long bonds if you know what I mean. Money has nowhere else to go. Treasuries rip everyone’s face off. Everyone’s face off! Then we cut rates. It will be beautiful.
Believe me. I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. We’re going to make the long bonds great again.