Get married. Have children. Build a legacy. Pass down your values. Pursue the eternal. Seek true joy. RIP Charlie 💙

Why is Fox News acting like they were part of the media ban? LOL. You guys weren’t banned. You CHOSE to sit out and band together with CNN. Cut the shit.

TRANSLATION FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT SPEAK COMMIE: "Trump is eliminating illegal alien, non-citizens from the voter rolls and SCOTUS affirmed this effort."

I’M SCREAMING! The Supreme Court is allowing states to use the SAVE database to verify the eligibility of voters on the rolls. SAVE = Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements This is a HUGE win for the American people & we will find out if any non-citizens vote this November. Pass the SAVE America Act!

#BREAKING: States with the most ICE deportations are seeing the largest rent decreases.

🚨WASHINGTON POST EDITORIAL BOARD: JD Vance is not ripping away anyone’s health insurance coverage Read more ⏬ washingtonpost.com/opinions/…

I like how every negotiation we have with China is secretly about just getting pandas

The NGOs end up increasing the number of homeless people they manage, because that’s the only way to increase their revenue! Incentives drive outcomes. “Homeless” is a propaganda word used to describe people on the street who are mentally ill or severely addicted to drugs. The word implies that this is someone who fell a little behind on their mortgage payment and they’re one job offer away from getting back on their feet, which is obviously false if you’ve ever tried talking to a “homeless” person in SF, LA, NY, Austin or anywhere else. The honest reality is that we need to bring back asylums for extreme mental illness or drug addiction for those who are a serious danger to themselves or others.

🚨 UPDATE: In a SHOCKING incident, a young Iranian-American tells MI Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed that his family was hunted and k*lled by the Islamists in Iran — and asks Abdul to CONDEMN the IRGC... ...Abdul refused IN HIS FACE. "WE'RE DYING." "You said you didn't want to comment on Ayatollah Khamenei's death...that silence left a GAPING HOLE IN OUR COMMUNITY. Do you renounce the people that held vigils that supported this TERRORIST? Do you stand against the Islamic Republic of Iran that killed 50,000 protestors? Please!" ABDUL: My worry is when one decides we go in and take out the leadership of foreign government... *word salad against Trump's Iran intervention* STUDENT: YOU STILL HAVEN'T SAID IT. WE'RE DYING. ABDUL: I want to be careful. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?! Abdul is an Islamist...he is MORE WORRIED about upsetting radical Islamic voters so he can win the election than standing with the civilians. You know why? Because he knows that it nets him more votes. If he tries to stand with the Iranian civilians, the Left would paint him as sympathizing with Trump. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. He hates Trump so much he's willing to stand with the IRGC. Vote for Mike Rogers!

We're actively running this experiment in L.A. and Seattle in case you want to follow along in real time.

Still the best tweet

President Trump and Xi Jinping laughing together over the Biden autopen portrait has to be the HIGHLIGHT of the day so far 🤣🔥

Lay off Americans to hire cheaper foreign labor? Expect us to come knocking.

Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣

*CHINA’S XI: WE WILL SEND TWO GIANT PANDAS TO ATLANTA ZOO, A GIFT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE Panda diplomacy lives on. 🤝

"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything" You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition. One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them. A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math? "Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up. My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes. "The social disruption will be enormous!" Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach. Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already? A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up. Accelerate.

On the trail with Abdul and Kamala 🎶

If you’re wondering why Marist has emerged after 18 months in purgatory, it’s because NPR hired them to do a hatchet job on the midterms, including showing Mega Blue Iowa and Texas. Once again, media propaganda and now pollsters probably engaged in betting market manipulation.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: People who depend on the state and receive welfare benefits should not be allowed to vote.

I want a government so small it doesn’t matter who wins elections.

A man killed his wife, chopped her up, boiled her body and fed her to homeless people. Sunny Hostin kept him out of prison. Could be the most insane moment in 30 years of insane moments on the View.