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By the time most people get rich, they’ve lost both their health and youth. The art is having all three at the same time.

Man: can I get some head? Wife: no not tonight I got a headache Girlfriend: come here daddy

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⚠️ALERT: HACKERS CLAIM MASSIVE GITHUB INTERNAL SOURCE CODE BREACH Threat group TeamPCP has claimed responsibility for breaching GitHub’s internal systems and stealing data tied to roughly 4,000 private repositories allegedly containing proprietary platform source code and internal organization files. The group is reportedly attempting to sell the dataset on underground cybercrime forums for more than $50,000. While GitHub confirmed it is investigating unauthorized access to internal repositories, developers are urged to double check and change API keys if present in repos.

Lmao Instagram is for girls

Submissive females and dominant males is the only way love actually works

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dear men if her pussy is always shaved or waxed, please always wear a condom.

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Nothing you're stressed about now will matter in a few years.

People giving OpenClaw root access to their entire life

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