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Walking up to the stripper pole and nervously doing the Charleston
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hr safety training quiz this is your coworker bob and he is gay how do you greet him in the morning
a) hey bob how its gaying
b) happy gayday
c) how's the wife and kids
d) hello
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Let he who has never sucked on a chili dog cast the first stone
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Electricity out, day 2.5 of my period, no food, no shower… nothing left to do but nap I guess
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Bring back saloon doors so people can make chaotic entrances
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New Taylor Swift song is basically:
"He likes me, even though I'm tall
He's my husband, who plays football"
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Used a recipe to make porridge and the last step was “Leave the house for a while”
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“is this your pussy?… wait no sorry i meant whose pussy is this?”
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Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser
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Saying fuck during sex is kind of like saying parkour when you’re doing parkour. Wow. Someone has definitely said this before
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I’m not gonna leave my uncle’s basement until I can fart the entire alphabet.
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RT @strwbrysuccubus: this body is brought to you by nicotine and aspartame
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