🩺 Med Student | memes | Hot takes Educationally stressed. Socially active on X.

Me realizing I chose a career where someone's life literally depends on me😩
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The type of fooling on X that lands you in kirirki>>>
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Calm down bro
Replying to @Noni_szn
LUTH doesn’t have a functioning MRI
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E me ka🩺 retweeted
I saw @Pharm_Surg and automatically thought pharmacist. I understand doctors now (mbbs)😏
Replying to @Khaeeyrah
Yeah. I’m a pharmac student. Some Mbbs student quoted and said they do tho.🙂
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Na POS you Dey call roadside banker😭?
When a roadside banker ask me is it the usual 550 and i shock them by collecting 650
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Most College of health shorten pharmacology as pharmac,why the agenda? If she wanted to start any discourse,she could have written Pharm.
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Any how do they intend to get the money back. Cause I can’t phantom that amount of years you would have to work as a healthcare worker in Nigeria to be able to raise the amount of money they would have spent in their years of school
How far, which work una papa de do for this country to pay 6m school fees (comfortably or not)
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College of medicine ≠ medical school
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Omo in my class you’ll barely find anyone who got below 300😭
Okay nau. The three BGSs for my class didn’t get below 290 in JAMB😭🤣
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Trauma surgeon repairs a trauma case of the tongue BDS XY:
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You leave Eni Njoks, wan come stay Gbaja and you Dey complain 😂
Bro, why is Unilag’s hostel fee ₦750,000???????? How?
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Pharmac as in pharmacy? Finish am na
Replying to @Khaeeyrah
Yeah. I’m a pharmac student. Some Mbbs student quoted and said they do tho.🙂
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One person for MBBs fit tell en papa say na 10M be fees, make the money drop in a few minutes. Another person go Dey reason how en papa wan pay in installments. And both of them na “classmates”😂
𝗔𝗳𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗹𝗮 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟳 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗙𝗲𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟭𝟬𝟬-𝗟𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 Afe Babalola University (ABUAD) has released its School Fees Schedule for the 2026/2027 Academic Session, detailing the applicable fees for 100-level students across various undergraduate programmes. The figures below represent the School Fees Sub-Total for each programme. Other compulsory charges and accommodation fees are listed separately. 𝗠𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀 • Medicine and Surgery — ₦6,954,000 • Nursing — ₦3,954,000 • Medical Laboratory Science — ₦3,114,000 • Physiology — ₦1,794,000 • Anatomy — ₦1,794,000 • Human Nutrition and Dietetics — ₦1,794,000 • Pharmacology — ₦1,794,000 • Public Health — ₦1,794,000 • Dentistry — ₦5,154,000 • Optometry — ₦1,794,000 𝗦𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀 • Computer Science — ₦2,754,000 • Biochemistry — ₦1,794,000 • Microbiology — ₦1,794,000 • Human Biology — ₦1,794,000 • Industrial Chemistry — ₦1,794,000 • Agriculture — ₦1,353,600 • Mathematics — ₦1,794,000 • Physics — ₦1,794,000 • Geology — ₦1,794,000 • Petroleum Chemistry — ₦1,794,000 • Biotechnology — ₦1,794,000 • Architecture — ₦2,754,000 • Data Science — ₦2,754,000 • Cyber Security — ₦2,754,000 • Software Engineering — ₦2,754,000 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 • Petroleum Engineering — ₦2,874,000 • Electrical/Electronics Engineering — ₦2,874,000 • Mechatronics Engineering — ₦3,114,000 • Mechanical Engineering — ₦2,874,000 • Civil Engineering — ₦2,874,000 • Computer Engineering — ₦2,874,000 • Chemical Engineering — ₦2,874,000 • Agricultural Engineering — ₦2,874,000 • Biomedical Engineering — ₦2,874,000 • Aeronautical and Astronautical Engineering — ₦3,114,000 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗦𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀 The following 100-level programmes have a school fees sub-total of ₦1,674,000 each: • Media & Communication Studies • International Relations and Diplomacy • Economics • Political Science • Conflict, Peace and Strategic Studies • Tourism and Events Management • Business Administration • Banking & Finance • Intelligence and Security Studies • Social Justice • Accounting • Marketing • Entrepreneurship • Sociology • Finance 𝗟𝗮𝘄 • Law — ₦4,554,000 𝗔𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 • Performing & Theater Arts — ₦1,389,600 𝗣𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 • Pharmacy — ₦3,954,000 𝗔𝗱𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗙𝗲𝗲𝘀 Apart from the programme-specific school fees, the following charges are listed separately: • PTCF Levy — ₦30,000 • Medical Screening — ₦10,000 • ABUAD Souvenir (Fresh Students Only) — ₦75,000 • Students' Association Dues — As applicable 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗲𝗲𝘀 Accommodation charges vary according to the room type and number of occupants: • 1-Person Room — ₦610,000 • 2-Person Room — ₦510,000 • 4-Person Room — ₦310,000 • Ensuite 1-Person Upgraded Room — ₦810,000 • Ensuite 2-Person Upgraded Room — ₦560,000 • Ensuite 3-Person Upgraded Room — ₦610,000 • Special Accommodation — ₦0 • Super Deluxe 1-Person Room — ₦1,010,000 • Super Deluxe 2-Person Room — ₦810,000 • Super Deluxe 3-Person Room — ₦ ******** • Super Deluxe 4-Person Room — ₦610,000 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲 The programme fees listed above are the 100-level School Fees Sub-Totals for the 2026/2027 Academic Session. Additional charges such as PTCF Levy, medical screening, souvenir and accommodation are separate. Students and prospective students are advised to carefully review the complete fee breakdown on the university's official payment portal before making payment. Adewusi Johnson Olajide
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How it feels trying to build your cumulative after failing an incourse
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One exam morning, I saw a group revising a topic because rumours said it was coming out. I wanted to join, but the topic was too long and I knew I couldn’t finish it that morning, so I continued my own revision. In the end, the topic didn’t come out.
What is appropriate usage of this meme?
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Every day I progress in med school, I look back at some topics I found difficult in secondary school and just wonder… “Wait, THIS is what I was struggling with back then?”😭
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POV: You studied enough to know options B and D are wrong, but not enough to know the correct answer between A and C.
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Medical school will have you feeling bad for not reading or not using your day productively
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Imagine not even using CGPA and there’s still this much competition 😭 Medical school is actually wicked.
Slys plenty for this medical school. What do you mean you had PQs for months and decided in your heart that you will release it a night to the exam? Some of you are just wicked.
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Madonna’s punishment was rubbish and I don’t support it. But you can’t attend a private school known for strict rules and expect the same freedom as public universities. Public university students did the same trend and nothing happened. When in Rome, behave like the Romans.
mind you, medical students abroad make the exact same posts all the time but they are not expelled from school it is us here in nigeria, the beacon of morality and professionalism, who cannot joke on tiktok
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Reading smart + Reading early
The hack in Med school — start reading early.
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