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roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”
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He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life
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Me going outside after i gained a new personality from the movie i just watched
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Before stepping onto the treadmill at the gym, check the speed of the person to your left.
Make sure they notice.
Then set yours 1 mph faster.
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“How did you make the Pro Bowl with more INTs than TDs?”
Shedeur Sanders:
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I'm a single issue voter, I want the warm lights back.
Streetlights are too blue. Headlights are too bright. It's a crime against nature and God.
We need to demand 2800K or below color balance for all outdoor lights. Some cities regulate 3000k max, that's still too damn blue.
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grock retweeted
The worst thing we ever did to baseball was decide every part of it needed to be faster.
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If Reno 911 had a Kiwi 111 spinoff, this would be the breakaway shot of the dumbfounded spectator.
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