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Gun guys on here having to pretend Heat is a good movie just because it has like five minutes of cool gun fights in it

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it's never about "the thing," it's about the fact that if you try to get 2 minutes of peace to brush your teeth you will have a toddler trying to break in to the bathroom, but dads can just take a 45 minute undisturbed dump whenever they please.

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I notice none of Nikole Hannah-Jones' critics try to answer to the basic question she wrestled with, which is: Why should my daughter get to go to a better school than other people's kids just because I work for the New York Times?

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“Of course college athletes are natural bro, they drug test them.” Meanwhile

Go COCKS!

In an unpublished decision, the Ninth Circuit denies an appeal filed by a former Soviet and current Moldovan citizen. So what? This appeal was filed *in 2015*. And due to the Ninth Circuit's automatic stay rule, she basically got to stay in the country for 11 extra years. Wild!

Rep. Nancy Mace tells men to stop sending her penis photos. 📸🍆 🎥: @hicharliecotton

Are you READY? National Cheeseburger Day is TOMORROW (Friday, September 18th) here are the best fast food deals to get some cheap burgers to celebratee! Here is a rundown of the best deals for the day (all good on 9/18 unless noted): McDonald's: Get a free Double Cheeseburger w/ $1 purchase in-app Dairy Queen: Free Original Signature Stackburger with $1 purchase In-App from 9/14-18 Burger King: Get a free Bacon Cheeseburger with $3 purchase in-app along with daily deals all week Five Guys: BOGO Cheeseburgers through 9/18 with offer BOGOBURGER Jack in the Box: Free Jr. Cheeseburger with a $1+ purchase Sonic: $1.99 Jr Double Cheeseburger In-App Carl's Jr: Get any burger for half price with purchase of a milkshake in-app Hardee's: Buy one Famous Star, get another free in-app Wendy's: $1.99 Dave's Single with any purchase in-app Smashburger: Single Smashburger for just $1.99 in-app for rewards members Whataburger: Free Bacon & Cheese Whataburger Jr with purchase of medium fries and drink (in-app) Buffalo Wild Wings: Buy a cheeseburger at regular price, get the second one free Applebee's: Get a cheeseburger and fries for $8.99 - Dine-In or Takeout Shake Shack: $5 Shackburger or Cheeseburger at kiosk or in-app with offer BURGERDAY How are you gonna celebrate National Cheeseburger Day? #fastfood #cheapeats #cheapfood #mcdonalds #fiveguys

UT’s Turning Point USA chapter releases a statement on Bo French’s recent tweets. “TPUSA UT rejects identity politics in all forms and believes every Longhorn should be judged by their character, their values, and their actions — not their ethnicity.”