🔞 Name’s Robin, PolySci graduate, 26, shameless Dolphins fan, any pronouns - PFP by @_jagal_ 🔞 have age in bio before following
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Heya! I’m Robin. I like punk rock, folk, dumb action movies and video games that make me cry
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What ever happened to Paul Joseph Anderson, that big lipped British alt right freak
He and Milo basically dropped off the radar about the same time thinking back
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I’m getting so many fucking spam calls they’re overlapping. One called me before I could decline the first. If I find the call center they’re coming from I’m gonna make the French protests look like a pillow fight
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Ngl seeing what PC users go through esp now I’m glad I’m still on console
$500 one and done and it’s guaranteed to work for years, I know costs will still get me when I upgrade to next gen in a few years but still as of now it’s a pretty sweet deal
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It’s good nationwide for Florida to act as a conservative heat sink but every day I want to explode
I remember Florida used to be a swing state, now it’s solid red
YouGov/Univision poll | 10/2-10/15 RV
Florida statewide races 2026
Florida Governor
🟥Byron Donalds 50%
🟦David Jolly 42%
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US Senate
🟥Ashley Moody 51% (incumbent)
🟦Angie Nixon 42%
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Generic congressional ballot (Florida)
🟥Republican 49%
🟦Democratic 44%
univision.com/noticias/polit…
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Robin Van Zandt retweeted
I'm not exaggerating, Jeffrey Lurie needs to hire an independent investigator to review the entire decision making process that led to Jalen Hurts not only playing that game in London, but then getting onto a transatlantic flight back.
He could have died, heads need to roll.
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There’s a bar I pass every day driving to the gym that has a liquid lunch BoGo deal and every day it calls to me like the green goblin mask
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Robin Van Zandt retweeted
THEY TOLD Jalen Hurts NOT TO SLEEP 🤯
YET THEY STILL LET HIM PLAY.
Are you kidding me right now????
FIRE THE ENTIRE @Eagles MEDICAL STAFF NOW.
THIS IS BLATANT MALPRACTICE.
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London.
Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars.
(per @TomPelissero)
Community note
Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play.
x.com/TomPelissero/s…
cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen…
sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade
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Robin Van Zandt retweeted
"We still suck. We just sucked less. And so, we have to figure out how to suck less each week." - Jon Sumrall after Florida's win at Texas
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Robin Van Zandt retweeted
Narcan-ing someone and then showing them a tip screen on your phone
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