I may help carry your bags but I’ll never carry your water

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Just because.
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I nominate this specific version of Rumpelstiltskin to be the official mascot of Halloween 2026.
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Replying to @NickJFuentes
LOCKED IN
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Having a retarded son without Down syndrome difficult.
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Back in 1977 the only option for Halloween was classic horror films plastic mask or KISS mask. It was beautiful
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Said such creatures
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According to OSHA regulations, I am not allowed to have more than four people riding my ass at one time without installing handrails, therefore you must wait your turn in line.
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The Oregon governor’s race is about which bitch is going to fuck this state.
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I predicted that this would be the case back in 2015 when I first heard of DEI
My favorite unintended consequence of DEI is it made people way more racist.
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How far must we go before we reconsider the question of repealing the right to vote? Most of you that will see this tweet on average are below average IQ.
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These two jesters are completely retarded The fact that they prance around as conspiracy experts is a joke What they are is Gossip Queens and that’s that
WHAT TRUMP DID WAS BRILLIANT: "We Were All Manipulated By An Incredible Grifter!" @duncantrussell
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Replying to @ZubyMusic
Saint Willis Carrier made a deal with the angels.
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The Internet's Darkest Urban Legend, Visualized You've probably seen the viral theory: The Smurfs aren't cute cartoon characters; they are the frozen, blue bodies of lost children found in the snow surrounded by mushrooms. Spoiler: It is 100% fake.
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I feel like back spasms will be the death of me.
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Under Franco, women could stay home & attend to the house & children, while the men worked. Children went to school to learn math, science, & morality through the teachings of Jesus Christ. A man was a man, a woman a woman. Leftists & degenerates were not welcome.
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Monitoring the Situation
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Lumping Indians And Japanese Together As Asians Is Deliberately Misleading
Trump Secures Greenland for American Security! x.com/i/broadcasts/1rxmqpZno…
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“Communism is the scavenger of decaying civilizations.” Blessed Fulton Sheen Prophetic and powerful.
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