Let us cross the river and rest in the shade of the trees

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The party of personal responsibility strikes again
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"Siri, live my life for me"
The irony of someone fighting technology calling me a mouthbreather is amusing.
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“The taste of me is acquired, but it’s his favourite dish”
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Dostoyevsky on the death of his infant daughter. A passage that has stayed with me years after I first encountered it
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how woke is ur favourite beatle
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This reads like a cypher. Unless you're a musician.
When its miles into cannonball into trane it makes me think of ice cube into easy into ren
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“They accuse England. Tiny little England. Of colonizing India”
Netanyahu: Yet, they accuse Israel, tiny Israel of colonialism. Some colonialism. And who's accusing us? Well, among them are people in Britain and in France. For god's sakes, they invented the term. Give us a break. Another lie.
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While others use AI, I hired Academy Award®–Nominated Animator Bill Plympton
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when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example
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A Michigan State/Nebraska game week will never go by without remembering these two great men. Rest In Peace Sam Foltz and Mike Sadler.
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Wonderful stuff.
One of my favorite @sesamestreet moments of all time...
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Scottie Barnes had a little fun crashing @CTVSean live hit this afternoon. Here's his reaction to the Kawhi Leonard deal😂 Full story: cp24.com/local/toronto/2026/…
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Orange chicken from Panda Express today for the Chinese delegation!
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if you know military ceremony, you know this is an amateurish display. - rifles have different color varnish - slings are a mix of black and white - troops aren't organized by height - some shoes are on the red carpet (also showing misalignment) - different grips on rifles 👎👎
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This may be felony criminal theft and conversion of government property for political campaign purposes. 18 U.S.C. § 1641. It is a Hatch Act violation for any government employees who worked on it or used government resources to make it. It is blatantly unethical under numerous federal ethics provisions proscribing the use of government resources for political campaigns.
The White House is currently airing this video as an ad during commercial breaks on Fox News. It looks and sounds like a political spot and includes a disclaimer stating that it is paid for by the U.S. government. The soundtrack: as images of Trump flash across the screen, singer @iamjmsn can be heard repeating, “Love me, love me,” over and over. The video combines Trump’s anti-communist message with rapid cuts of Trump, American flags, and military aircraft, alongside claims about tax cuts, manufacturing, and policing. It ends with the UFC’s Dana White saying: “He is the toughest, most resilient person that I’ve ever met, and nothing was going to stop him from fighting so hard for the country he loves.”
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There are more important takeaways here but Elizabeth Holmes has achieved what may be the least energy-efficient running form in human history
Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
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