Welp. Friday. We all know what that means. Last week, while effective, seemed to be taken the wrong way by a certain "Author". Due to some of our folks not listening to orders and actually showing kindness to him, we must again re-think our post and choose a more stiff-armed approach this week. That being said, May I present the Duty Roster for this weekend :
@CoyoteUnclean has the Duty. His Band of Beating Stick Cadre are :
@EricVldw @TheBaconFather @KnightspurHouse @TexChatham @HoetaBay and
@ChrisWesterfie7 - Please return beating sticks cleaned and free of biological contaminants. Spares are limited after last week. This week, after a powwow with our
@manhattanmaker, the following were cemented into roles this weekend :
@CyborgPeds will be on SNEK Duty,
@LouisvilleGun will be your Bartender, and
@JewishWarrior13 will be your Morale Officer. KP sees
@jone3008 and Guru
@ClaudesBBQ running the eats, @NE_CoastalQueen will be your DJ and Merriment maker. Tip everyone well !
Our Illustrious Corner HOA El Presidente,
@LakesFirearmsTr has a huge bone to pick with certain folks on here who seem to thing their yard is off limits to rules and regs that he made up, he will be addressing this issue and a few more in the comments, as well as .pdf sent to most of you detailing your violations. Do NOT ignore him.
Aero this week is
@KevO4188 @MikeSnowden65 @BauxV16 @tickthief @DeltaDuster @oeingoboeing and
@MikeBennet91074 on Drone Support and Wizardry. Special note, our dirty stick 4,
@adambulldawg76 makes his return as well, Angels among us AGAIN !
Armory was a mess last few weeks but seems that
@StackEmUpAgain and
@RealTmDaddy have
@MeromeroCa97371 and
@ElSotong finally ready to assume bigger roles.
@Thegayczar will be joining them to assist with weapons turn-in, people have been complaining that the return inspections have been a bit too intense and lengthy. We'll see how it goes this weekend...Our Medical this week is
@CaeruleusCanis and
@BudLightSadness - Tip them too for special bonuses...
@hittyminny watch this week is
@ThePewPewJew and
@MichelleF_35 - Never take your eyes off him. He's so Slippery...
@ChestyPullerGst has Backup DO again, but don't wake him - try
@price_dominie instead.
@iowahawkblog has the bail.
Due to a huge issue with Stockholm Syndrome last weekend, this week's
@mnsibley watch will be a bit more professional. The following please report with Nog Throwers and horrific torture implements :
@Saltyerbollz @LeonardMJoyner @RealSamRogers @WE6291 @ubbe_ragnarsson @drsuffy @fakeftedd @FrostyTakes @Vinsaniti @VincentParry2 and
@IrvingNick33 in the elevated post.
As always, I ask you to Pity-Follow the unusually hairy and odiferous
@ThomasServiam, beware though, he will thieve your children and enroll them at Ole Miss. My truly better half, @ SephoraDepp, and the Amazing and completely Irreplaceable
@realDrewMullins ! Sha-Sha to the Peeps, buy blades BOOKS and Ammo, be good to each other pray for those hurting to attain wisdom and always remember :