Got my desk at @TheMutualFun: Analyst, The Midas Fund. Employee No. 1011. Every post about TMF puts you somewhere in the building. Find your floor: tmforgchart.xyz

To celebrate the official launch of Franky The Frog Blind Box Series One this Wednesday, Sept 30th on OpenSea, we’re giving one away for FREE to a lucky collector! How to enter: ❤️ Like this post 💬 Tag a collector 🔁 Hit Repost Winner announced in 24 hours!

Happy birthday @re_generates!!! 🎉

🪑 Not minting a JPEG. Minting a SEAT. @themutualfun = on-chain mutual fund chair. 4,001 seats. 5 funds. Weekly votes. Dividends in your briefcase. Chair = rarity. Only 37 Gilded Thrones. 👑 Hoping I pull one. Even if I don’t, merge, vote, get paid, redeem for $TMF. 100% of mint goes into the funds. Throne or folding chair… the money printer is real. Take a seat. 🪑💰

Get you a wife that will consider time with you in a tree stand a date. 🏹🦌

Proof of 💎 🤚. It sucks to learn that holding one of these @DENGSonApe for 622 days doesn't give me a chair. 🪑 I need to purchase 2 more Dengs to put me over the 5 credits needed, which is a shame considering that they are selling for $183.19 for the cheapest one. Happy for some of my friends who will receive multiple chairs from @themutualfun for their conviction, and it's awesome that @Kingpickle made sure we were thought of. Just wish 622 days would have been worth 5 credits.

Blessed. It’s a word we all want to live. The only way to truly be blessed is through a relationship with Jesus Christ. He is the way to heaven. Give your life to Him. Then take the next step: public baptism, showing your commitment to our Lord. I am living proof that any sinner can be born again, and that your life changes for the better when you give it to Him.

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Robinhood is exciting. I'm really interested in getting a chair. 🪑 I know who cares about a chair? Well when you're 42 years old, the right chair is everything... themutal.fun

Feel really bad for Allo and everyone else impacted by the scammers. I suggest using revoke.cash periodically to clear old approvals which will keep this from happening to you.

K.I.S.S. This acronym stands for Keep It Simple Stupid. I seriously live my life this way. Yesterday I joined the @ClutchMarkets ecosystem thanks to TusK giving me an Intern and I put him to work. Step 1: Activate the Intern by burning a set allocation of robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50. Step 2: Throw the rest of your robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 into a smart LP and watch it grow. Boy howdy I can get used to this!

Clock In 💼

BEST WEEK EVER! All glory to the father, the son, and the holy spirit. 🙏🏻 I am overwhelmingly blessed and it's got me emotional. Sitting here with happy tears in my eyes as I write this due to everything happening in my personal life with work, family, and the generous efforts of my web3 friends. @CTuska thank you. 👏🏽 I was so bummed to have been active for years participating in all things web3 to include but not limited to abstract chain, ape chain, etherum, solana, and many more aspects of web3 only to miss my guy @OxSimpleFarmer's launch of @ClutchMarkets. I'm so proud to share that I'm now a part of the ecosystem all thanks to TusK. Excited to dive in head first as soon as I get home today. robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50's Clock In 💼!!!

GM Boston thank you for the hospitality. I had a great time in the city, the food was excellent, the beds were comfy, and the business opportunities were even better. Excited to get back home and see the family though.

Alright, y'all got me convinced. IRL is the ALPHA. You won't catch me at a conference or NFT event ever, but if you see me post about a town you live in or near and we are friends in web3 I'm down to grab some food or a beverage. @peanutt thanks for meeting me across town last week. I had such a blast catching up, seriously consider you a brother. Hope life aligns and we get to see each other again soon. @Teacher96_Katie appreciate your time at lunch today. So good to get to know you more and talk all things web3. You picked a great spot hopefully Ill be in town again soon!

When they say “immerse yourself in the culture,” they mean eat the food. Always the food. Boston, those oysters and that lobster roll were next-level. Thank you. 🦞🦪

Huge shout out to my friend @BabsPurplelotus for the hook up!!! I collect war helmet traits from my favorite NFT collections, and she minted this baddy. Thanks for the smooth trade sis now I have 2 war helmet 🪖 @TribeCalledRex's.

F it I'm in.

Listen 👂 majority of my web3 fam is in @ClutchMarkets and your boy is sitting on the sidelines. IKYK that GW would make the best community member. Just sayn 👀