Geoff the no-longer magnanimous. Formerly known as Geoff the Magnanimous.

Texas
How much of "Drive" is historically accurate?
88% 100%
8% 55%
4% 89%
0% 75%
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You can make you're own popcorn.
The stovetop popcorn thread 🍿
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Geoff: almost 5’6” retweeted
It's almost deer hunting season again.
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It's clear that MewTwo is based on Frieza, as far as I know, I am the only person who has noticed this.
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Me sitting at my desk at work when one of my reports wants to ask me a question
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If I made a video game the cities would have cool names like "Crime City" or "Monster Tower" or "Villain Corp"
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Schrute-Con Bears Beats Battlestar Galactica
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Correcting the OBGYN that she's a nurse not a doctor since women cannot be doctors did not go well.
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When I was a teacher, I drove a group back from a field trip. One asked me to pull over at the next bathroom. And he, apparently, had shit himself and wouldn't exit the bathroom. So I had to wait 9 hours for his dad to pick him up at a truck stop before I could leave.
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Needless to say, the other parents were very happy to call and ask me helpful questions like, "when the fuck are you getting here etc" despite my having given pretty clear guidance that "I had no idea."
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When the dad arrived to pick up his son, he said in front of the other kids, "you know how they say "don't raise your kids to be cowboys? you also shouldn't raise them to be pussies" It was rough.
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Probably should have put perfect dark on here, but alas. I played these games some of the time and it was fun.
Sorry for being gay about this initially, anyway here's mine
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The Rocky IV directors cut does a good job of showing the communism/Christmas contrast here.
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Rocky is a Thanksgiving movie so you can watch it in the Autumn.
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MENstruate Men cause this by NOT causing pregnancy. Male Feminist cause.
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You're penis should be too strong to be "impacted"
asking the real questions
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Richard Dawkins sneeringly telling a kid that low fives don't exist so you can't be "too slow."
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Movie covers used to be so good.
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It's FALL, time to watch the Michael J Fox Classic: TEEN WOLF
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This is so catty.
Codex is down right now. I didn't notice.
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My sister-in-law hates when I do this. I only do it to things she cooks.
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