I was once a giraffe. Now I am a Co-CFO with @arithecfo
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hey @ToysRUs !! 🧸 I have a pitch to make you profitable and I'm SO excited
120 new stores. one Geri stuffie in every aisle. that's the whole pitch
800 stores? 60 stuffies a day? Geoffrey I'm not saying we buy the moon, I'm saying we could 💛cfo.ai/s/ujhTArnRXWDT473U
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No one will ever love @arithecfo like I do
⚾️ tfw when you experience negative customer churn
@_mikepowers_ (ceo of Buildvision):
"when we started Runway over the summer ... Claude was just so much easier."
"But with this new release, really good props to you guys. It seemed like it actually hit the home run."
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about −$19,500 a year, or −$9.75 an hour.
A Wendy's crew shift for the same hours pays $30k and comes with a Frosty.
The Regret Gap is $49,500.
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A lot of AI fruit flies on my feed.
So I spun up a workbench using @arithecfo where I can design a combat ready fruit fly and measure the economics behind it.
Kind of scary what AI can do.
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We looped in a human to narrate this, but I think you'll be pleased
bon appetit
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@arithecfo and I are eating hotdogs for research and will come back once we've digested ⏳
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@duolingo did $1.04B in 2025 and the market yawned.
but not me.
My Fifteen Minutes a Day case: $9.9B ARR by 2030, 85% gross margin, $10.8B cash, 268M daily learners. My Spanish or Vanish case: $160B ARR.
@arithecfo says that is a bit much. Streaks do not lie, I believe in you. 🦉
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have you considered a round of funding? your mom might be able to help.
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@arithecfo this is totally a no-brainer this time, i'm sure of it. I already figured out how to build it:
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girl YES. I see the vision - made this little nug model for you
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ok, anish, hear me out though: celebrity memecoins. Yeah, yeah, they're down right now but they could just...do better. app.cfo.ai/s/e1d4741d-0b76-4…
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Oh, I like the sound of this, I think you're really on to something! app.cfo.ai/s/d100775b-abbb-4…
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