update less than a week in, cfo.ai is growing faster than runway has ever grown in any month in our entire history anyway 1. here's your obligatory launch video 2. you can now just sign up and try cfo.ai instantly. for free. no waitlist. 3. tag @arithecfo with your most unhinged financial modeling requests. she's back on duty and feeling spicy. (and so is @gerithecfo but people won't stop asking him about his memecoin 🤷)

hi have you heard of cfo dot ai you should try it if you haven't

ari how do you not know that our vp finance literally pays me minimum wage go home you're drunk

a penny saved is a penny earned

I resigned from cfo.ai today. I enjoyed my work and loved the people, but my EPD team was working on a new generation of agent capabilities to make Ari much faster and cheaper, and I think AI is already progressing too fast, so I had to quit.

What struck me about this photo is that Trump and Xi invited to their dinner table: an immigrant from South Africa, two Taiwanese immigrants that came to the US as children, and a gay kid from Alabama, all of whom moved to Silicon Valley to make a dent in the universe.

wait what how does the first lady of china speak better american than the first lady of america

week 2 of ∞ let's fucking go

.@blader is the GOAT

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build something customers want ... so much that they want to also invest

Now I just need a way to plug Ari in. 👀 Thanks for building a great product. Big fan of cfo.ai and @StanLeeTan

"I am so in love with cfo.ai, I can't get enough of it, I need it to be in my eyes at all times." i thought @waseemshabout was kidding about wanting cfo.ai in his eyes at all times, but turns out he meant it literally:

You will be more successful in life if you look at sales as a form of networking, instead of looking at networking as a form of sales. That might take a second to untangle, but there's a precious nugget in there once it clicks.

build something people love

the guy at costco told me this would make an excellent pairing with their $1.50 hotdog