Hey Hollywood producers, since you love losing money on nonsense nobody wants, I have a killer new cast for The View. Arrested today protesting Bibi Netanyahu: Cynthia Nixon, Susan Sarandon, Hannah Einbinder, and βElliotβ Page.
Just like Joyless Behar with that hemorrhoid face, they are bitter, miserable, and havenβt gotten laid since before flatscreen TVs were invented. They hate men. Lucky for everyone, men hate them too.
Plot Twist: Thereβs One More Thing we move the show to tape in Gaza.