UPDATE: when I went to check on my stuff a few minutes later and add a dryer sheet, a large, dumpy, "headphones adult" with rainbow hair was going in while I was leaving the laundry room. She asked if my stuff was waiting and told me she's moving her laundry right now. I politely informed her there's no need, because it's on the table. She looked completely perplexed, mouth agape. So to connect the dots, I informed her that it's been sitting in there for quite some time and I moved it.
She began to get angry and started fidgeting and asking why I would do something like that. I mentioned there's a social contract and she should set an alarm for the time that the machine tells you it'll be done.
She began crying, tell me that I shouldn't have done that, she can't believe I touched her underwear, and that she has OCD and has to rewash it.
I then informed her that no, I did not touch her underwear, I grabbed an entire ball of laundry and put it on the table. She then ran towards the laundry room crying and yelling about her OCD.
As the door was closing behind her I said
"I hope things get better for you!"
Just tossed someone's laundry on the folding table because it's been done in the dryer for an hour. I'm sick of waiting for them to uphold their end of the shared laundry social contract.
AMA