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Because Conservatives are still getting throttled on X even under Elon. He didn’t save free speech, he just disguised censorship in a new way.
There’s an estimated <32M active Republicans on X <37M active Democrats on X <34M active swing voters on X After all the left has done to silence us, & they still outnumber us? Why isn’t every conservative on X?
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If you're thinking about settling down with a girl and you gotta ask her what she thinks about Lindsay Clancy If it isnt "hang her" Run the fuck away, dont even put your penis in her. Its not worth it
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A mistrial is a better outcome than the alternative, but that doesn't change the insane and shameful fact that a woman brutally slaughtered all of her children, confessed to the crime, and was not convicted for it. This country is in a very dark place.
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A SINGLE, SOLITARY MAN is BLOCKING 9 women and 2 beta cuck men from allowing a TRIPLE BABY MURDERER from rolling away free. He’s been fighting with these deranged idiots for 7 DAYS, and is REFUSING to budge. THANK YOU, LEGEND!
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Wow. Joy Reid is today’s example of a ghetto, black, communist, bitch. She was on her show today acting a fool. It was Unbeweavable. Black people have your number, Joy. They aren’t stupid and see right through your phony Shaniqua facade under that bleach blonde weave you are appropriating from White women. Joy said, “Democrats, you better go DEFCON ONE on Laura Loomer and you better do it today. Don't do it tomorrow. Do it today. We need to hear you go as hard on that CLAY FACED BEAST as you have gone on Hasan Piker. He's done nothing to you but demand Medicare for all for your voters. He's trying to get your voters health care. He ain't done nothing to you but say stop sending bombs to them. People who are killing those children in Gaza. That's what he's done that offends you. Get a life, Democrats. Go as hard on that racist, Islamophobic beast that you have gone on Hasan Piker.” @hasanthehun Big talk Joy from someone like you who lives in an all White neighborhood. Apparently, Joy Reid thinks Hasan Piker saying “America deserved 9/11” is “nothing”. This is why I call her ghetto. It’s ghetto trash to the max to defend an Islamic communist man who said 3,000 Amercians deserved to be killed by Islamic terrorists.
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- The End of Summer - There was always a moment near the end of summer when you could feel it coming. You didn't know exactly when it would happen. But you knew. The days were getting shorter. The evenings felt different. School supplies started appearing in stores. And suddenly, that endless summer didn't feel endless anymore. You tried not to think about it. You squeezed every last bit out of those final days. You stayed outside a little longer. You tried to convince your parents to let you stay out just another half hour. You didn't want to go home. Because going home meant the day was over. And eventually, the final night arrived. You'd be sitting somewhere with friends, talking about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time. Someone would mention school. Everyone would groan. "Summer went too fast." It always did. You'd promise each other you'd hang out once school started. And you probably meant it. Then you'd walk home. The neighborhood would be quiet. You'd hear the sounds of summer around you. Maybe a screen door closing. A television through an open window. Someone talking on a porch. A car passing down the street. Nothing extraordinary. But years later, those tiny details would become some of the things you remembered most. You'd go to bed that night knowing tomorrow was different. The alarm clock would matter again. Homework would return. Schedules would return. The freedom of summer would slowly disappear. But that final night belonged to you. And maybe that's why the end of summer hit differently when you were a kid. It wasn't just about going back to school. It was about realizing that time didn't stop for you. Another summer was gone. Another chapter was finished. You didn't have the words for it back then. You just knew you wanted one more day. One more afternoon. One more night outside. One more summer. And decades later, isn't that what nostalgia really is? Not wanting to go back because everything was perfect. Wanting to go back because, for just a little while, you didn't know how quickly it would all disappear.
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When you think life isn't fair... remember Derek Chauvin. I remember when this happened, my girlfriend (who was black) came home and was angry. I explained he was high as a kite, had a cardiac condition, multiple comorbidities, and how you can't scream "I can't breathe for 20 minutes unless you, in fact, are breathing. You don't need to be a doctor to know this, but I am, which helped. I explained how nothing about this was overly physical, and we watched the clip of Floyd refusing to cooperate, not getting in the police car, lying down in the ground like a toddler, and being an altogether idiot for 10 minutes. You don't need to be a soldier or a police officer to know this, but I was, so it helped. We then reviewed why this happened in the first place: he was committing a felony crime, and was caught in the act. You don't need to be a genius to see this, but I am, so, yay for me. We then discussed his criminal history, namely him getting arresting for breaking into some woman's home, and also threatening to shoot her and her unborn baby. You don't need to be a modern bigot to notice, but I am, so sayeth the internet. We finally discussed racism in this nation. The history of slavery. I dismantled all the narratives and talking points. I stripped away all the victimhood and shameful nonsense. You don't have to be an armchair historian to be the brave anti-simp, but alas, I smoke many cigars. By the time I was done, she was a white supremacist, by modern standards. Essentially a NAZI. Which just means you say factual things that makes the left cry. Finally, in closing, men can't get pregnant. SIEG HEIL!
Derek Chauvin was unjustly convicted of murder, therefore he should be freed. The facts show that he was not the cause of death, nor did he at any time intend for a death to occur. Whatever else he may be, he is not a murderer. That is the truth.
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The BEST generation of men to ever exist for women are modern men. Our grandfathers waited OUTSIDE the delivery room. We are INSIDE the room, holding your hand, rubbing your back, watching you scream at us, supporting you. Our grandfathers married VIRGINS. We are marrying PROSTITUTES, OnlyFans whores with 50, 100 body counts and we still call them wives ans provided for them. Our grandfathers married women who could COOK, CLEAN, slim and RAISE CHILDREN. We are marrying fat useless women who can't even boil rice or season chicken. Our grandfathers married 18, 20, 22 year olds for youth and fertility. We are marrying 35, 40 year old GRANDMOTHERS and then spending $30,000 on IVF because their eggs are dead. WE BROKE THE RULES FOR YOU. WE BENT THE RULES FOR YOU. WE DESTROYED EVERY TRADITION FOR YOU. And it's still not enough. Our fathers did 10% of what we do and got submissive, loyal, grateful wives. We do 200% and get the most ENTITLED, SELFISH, LAZY, MENTALLY UNSTABLE, UNGRATEFUL, MASCULINE, DISRESPECTFUL wives in human history. Our fathers were RIGHT. They knew exactly why you can't give modern women too much comfort and freedom. Y'all don't deserve good men.
What opinion about women do you have that makes people feel like this?
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🚨 BREAKING: Bacon Squad is now distributing Tactical Bacon Barriers to local girls in Ceuta after the ongoing wave of assaults.
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After falling behind AOC in 2028 presidential predictions, Gavin Newsom has decided to freeze his eggs
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The only way this ends is by arresting them, charging them, prosecuting them, locking them up, and having it be on their records for the rest of their lives. Making an example out of those disrupting life for the rest of us is how you live in a proper society.
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Rohit Khanna has never added a single thing of value to this country. He’s just another birthright leech who’d be peddling E. coli slurry out of Styrofoam cups on a Delhi sidewalk had his parents not immigrated here. He married into a wealthy Indian family that built its fortune buying out competitors in the auto-parts business and laying off American workers across the rust belt. He’s spent most of his life collecting a check from the taxpayer. All he does now is think up new ways of stealing from Americans. He tries to brand himself an economic populist, but he’s just a thief who shouldn’t even be in this country.
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Let's be really clear about this. If you're a mother who has ever entertained the idea of murdering your own children, or felt any desire to do so, it's not because you're a victim of "postpartum depression." You aren't a victim at all. Nobody should feel sorry for you. You're not worthy of pity. You're a raging narcissist and you hate your children because they impose on your lifestyle. That's all. And you know it. It's not "hormones." Hormones can't cause you to develop murderous desires towards your own offspring. Your soul is the problem.
Licensed therapist defends Lindsay Clancy, who murdered her three children, because “many of us see ourselves in Lindsay.” “Many of us know that we could have been only one step away from [murdering our children]” This woman, and anyone else who thinks like this, belongs in a mental institution.
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🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump just posted Lara Trump breaking it down perfectly "It's become cool to be a Republican, and Donald Trump was able to make that a thing! [...] We need to talk, like our friend Charlie Kirk did, to young Americans and students. About why OUR system works far better than the Democrat system, especially comparing capitalist systems to [COMMUNISM]!" "If you've liked what Donald Trump has been able to do for the first two years of his second term, and you want to see that continue, we HAVE to win these midterms." "November will be very telling for the future of the Democrat party. They have a huge problem. They have an enthusiasm problem. And they have had that for quite some time."
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There are certain memories from my childhood that never seemed important at the time. They were just normal days. I'd wake up, get dressed, and go about my day without ever knowing I was making a memory. I didn’t know that years later, something as simple as the sound of a screen door closing could take me right back to a house I haven’t seen in decades. I didn’t know the smell of gravy (not sauce) cooking would someday remind me of my mom and grandmother. I didn’t know that a particular song playing on the radio would bring back an entire summer. Back then, I wasn't trying to escape the moment. I wasn't documenting everything. I wasn't worried about how my life looked to everyone else. I was simply living. I knew the people around me by their voices, their laugh, the way they walked through the front door. I knew which chair belonged to Dad, which closet Mom kept the snacks in, and what time everyone usually came home. Those little details felt permanent. Until they weren’t. That’s probably why nostalgia can hit so hard. We aren’t just remembering a place or a time. We’re remembering people. We’re remembering who we were before life became complicated. And sometimes, I think those ordinary days were the most extraordinary days of our lives. What’s one simple childhood memory you never realized you’d miss?
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PRESIDENT TRUMP: Shortly after taking office, I signed a historic Executive Order directing that anyone convicted of killing a police officer should face the death penalty — and last year, deaths of law enforcement officers in the line of duty fell to an 80-year low.
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“Ours may become the first civilization destroyed, not by the power of our enemies, but by the ignorance of our teachers and the dangerous nonsense they are teaching our children. In an age of artificial intelligence, they are creating artificial stupidity.” — Thomas Sowell
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Free Speech….my ass. That’s why I won’t be monetized. I want to say what I want, when I want it and throw the fuck word around like it’s a comma…ridiculous.
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When's the last time you heard Mike Johnson talk like this... answer is ~ never You're looking at the next Speaker of the house, and after that...who knows Brandon Gill is a rising star & the future of this party.. 💯% Don't let the boyish looks fool you, this guy's for real
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