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I'll admit I enjoy perpetuating the meme of elfhating, but yes he speaks the truth. The dwarves are a glorious race relegated to revilement as grumpy old miners. We craft wonders, our forges are without parallel, we bring beauty and love to the hard bones of the world.
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"If paperwork can make an American, paperwork can unmake an American."

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If paperwork can make an American, paperwork can unmake an American.
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My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me
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God instructed His priests specifically how to approach Him, and there were several instances of death when they neglected those instructions. Now we cannot muster any reverence for that same God, using "liberty" to prevent our arrogance from being exposed.
In the pews of church sit adults who can't make it through 1 hr or 1.5hrs without a drink. You have people sipping coffee or water throughout the service. You will survive without a drink that long. 🙄 Still love those that do it~but I just find it unnecessary.
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I'll give credit to @apologistlayman for opening this topic for me years ago in a space, asking is it proper to pray while driving or on the toilet. God deserves so much more reverence than we spoiled prideful fools offer Him.
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WAKKA WAKKA WAKKAAAA
You're all a bunch of muppets.
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Literacy starts at home.
Literacy starts at home.
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Avada Kablam Mutha Fritata
"You're a..." "Wizard? Am I a wizard?" "Better. You're an American."
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Fiancée supervised me while I cooked lunch.... I feel like I need a tshirt for this.
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For wife supervision, highly recommend flock cameras.
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Woah! I went to my parent's house this morning, and there was a fiancée there! Amazing!
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Thank goodness for body cams. Now we can see how violent these Brads really are.
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Don't treat your daughter like a princess. It's not cute for you to be "wrapped around her finger." You're training her to manipulate men. That's how we got the foid generational crashout in the first place. Discipline your daughters as firmly as your sons. We desperately need more modest and virtuous women and less Disney princesses.
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When I was very young, I got into a scrap with one of my sisters or one of my cousins out of my grandparents' Texas home. I can't remember all the details, but I'm pretty sure it involved hitting each other with pool noodles. My grandad took me by the shoulder when I tried to complain about being hit and said, "That's not how that works. Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander." He had to explain what he meant, but that was a valuable lesson that I've kept with me for a long time. Hit someone, they might hit you back. Make fun of someone, they might make fun of you back. Make a meme, you might get a meme in return. Even if you're the loudest to cry, it doesn't mean you are right and they're wrong. So when I come across Tom Buck behaving like a fool from Proverbs just so he can "rescue" a woman who's having to deal with that reality, all I can do is shake my head and wish that my grandad had had a talk with him too.
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Women thinking twitter men don't understand Yearning when this painting regularly goes viral
twitter guys discovering the concept of yearning and immediately turning into fanfic writers at the sight of a genderbent harry potter character has got to be the funniest thing i've seen all year
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YOUR GRANDMA WAS ABLE TO COOK BETTER MEALS IN A KITCHEN! WITHOUT A MEASURING SPOON!!
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Twenty whole likes. And SOME PEOPLE say I'm not funny.
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Harry Potter TV show executives: CHUDS WERE ABLE TO WRITE A BETTER STORY IN TWITTER REPLIES... WITH A BUNCH OF ANIME TROPES!!!
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Conversely, I despise the Harry Potter books as terribly written (deplorable grammar, mediocre style, plot holes larger than the plot itself, quidditch "rules", et. al.) but I love the movies and have enjoyed them all multiple times. Make of that what ye will.
I've never watched any of the Pride and Prejudice films/shows. I did enjoy the book though.
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Babies are worth it
Have your fourth kid. Go into debt if you have to.
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