Fuck Samuel Alito and this bullshit argument. Marriage is not just some private religious ceremony. The government attaches real, tangible benefits to it: tax treatment, inheritance rights, Social Security benefits, health insurance protections, property rights, hospital access, immigration benefits, and a mountain of other legal advantages. So spare me the claim that same-sex marriage is somehow an affront to “religious liberty.” Your religion does not get to decide which American citizens qualify for government benefits. If they genuinely believe marriage should belong exclusively to religion, fine. Then take government out of marriage completely. No married filing jointly. No spousal tax breaks. No government-recognized marital status. Every American files separately, pays separately, inherits under the same rules, and receives exactly the same treatment regardless of whether some church considers them married. Then marriage can be whatever religious ceremony people want it to be. But you do not get to keep every government benefit of marriage for heterosexual couples while telling gay Americans that recognizing their marriages somehow violates somebody else’s religion. That isn’t religious liberty. That’s using religion as an excuse to give one group of citizens government privileges that another group is forbidden from accessing. If marriage comes with government benefits, then equal protection means those benefits cannot be reserved for the couples Samuel Alito personally finds acceptable.

I continue to be fucking flabbergasted at the media reporting Dennis Hastert had a "fall from grace," which is a weird way to say he was caught paying hush money to cover up sexually abusing teenage boys.

Yes, this comment is unquestionably insane. And NOT a joke, as some of his aides are trying to pass it off as. It's a compelling ad for the #25thAmendment. It's also reminiscent of the 1964 film FAIL SAFE, when the president nukes NYC after USA accidentally nukes Moscow. Scary.

Cats will hear a noise you cannot hear, stare at something you cannot see, and then leave you alone in a room with it.

This is FOUL. He should be removed.

Repost if your team won NLDS Game 2 🔥

A Husky sings along with a hymn at a Blessing of the Animals service. I love this so much! I like to sing in the car, and my first Husky used to love to sing along to music with me. Sometimes he would harmonize! 😂

Fun Fact: More women have credibly accused Donald Trump of sexual assault than non-citizens have voted in federal elections

Dennis Hastert just died. He was the former Republican Speaker of the House. The media is reporting that he went to prison for violating banking laws, but the banking laws he violated were about manipulating records so he could pay off teenage boys he had sexually abused. He was a pedophile, and we shouldn't be dancing around that.

This is so exciting! Where are they registered? Have they picked out a Russian oligarch yet?

I just read The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe with my kids and would just like to say for the record that nobody actually likes Turkish Delight

BREAKING NEWS: PRISON ROACHES COMPLAIN OF HORRIBLE TATE BROTHERS INFESTATION

I want to live in a world where Ivy League fraternities have 7 members start a group chat to coordinate a food drive to benefit single mothers

Some guys just love the bright lights @Wcontreras42

Now THAT'S a reply 👏🏻

You think he built all this crap just to walk away from it peacefully? To dutifully transfer power? To cash out his golden ticket? What precisely about what he tried to do in 2021 is not clicking for you????

ADHD tip: if you have trouble remembering things, imagine you are a cat and the thing you need to remember is written on a sticky note that is stuck to your forehead I'm not even joking, this is more helpful than actual sticky notes on my actual forehead