Citizen journalist. DC disrespecter. Peacenik. Profiled by NYT, WaPo, WSJ, The Atlantic, Columbia Journalism Review. TIPS: PatrickWriter@protonmail.com

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BREAKING: DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin has lived with Rep. Jason Smith for 3 years. He and his "roommate" both opposed legalizing gay marriage.
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The allegations continue to mount against Josh Hawley...
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Hey thanks for letting us in on your fun dinner with the despotic foreign Communist leader who you launched your entire political career railing against. Sounds like he was willing to patronize you just like your staffers do.
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Ah, the classic female selfie with the man behind her. If the war ever stops printing money for Eric's drone companies this lady will be calling Alina Habba for Turkish billionaire recommendations
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🚨🇮🇱 WATCH: A member of the Israeli delegation walking around the UN hall to check which countries had left during Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech
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The park around the White House is totally blocked off for Chairman Xi's fancy state dinner with President Trump
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Bruh, how does JOE BIDEN get his Senate office retired like it's Larry Bird's jersey? Lame
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The U.S. Senate just voted 50-49 to block the Iran War Powers Resolution, with hobo-looking creature Fetterman voting to keep the war going. Sad! The Swamp is deep. I'll keep you updated
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I had two number-one hits in the same day. And I don't even have a press pass! Anyone can go into the Capitol office buildings whenever you want! Do it
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Screech Fail

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Vivek Ramaswamy tries to brag about speaking to the press: "When was the last time that Amy Acton gave you an opportunity to do what we're doing today and have done twice this week?" Reporter: "Yesterday"
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I asked Josh Hawley about the GAY allegations against him including his alleged bribery of Carlos the Busboy!!
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I asked Rand Paul to try harder to get Trump to stop the war. Hope he can do it!
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Decision Desk moves Florida Governor towards Democrats FL GOV: 🔴 Lean R → 🟡 Toss up
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This ex-IDF demon started following everyone on the top 100 lavender list, yesterday. Unfortunately for him I already put on the full armor of God. Nice try, satan.
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BUSTED: Jared Kushner's firm recently sold a quarter of its stake in the Israeli weapon-making fund Phoenix Financial for over a billion Israeli New Shekels ($343 million) after increasing its valuation more than 5 times during the war. Team Kushner is still the #1 shareholder
Jared Kushner's Saudi-backed Affinity Partners is the biggest shareholder in Israeli company Phoenix Holdings, which co-owns Israel's biggest weapons-maker Elbit Systems. Affinity also co-owns Shlomo Group (real name) which co-owns Israeli warship-builder Israel Shipyards
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Of course the Trump administration lists Blackrock and Blackstone as likely partners in their scheme to use $5 billion in U.S. taxpayer money to supposedly rebuild infrastructure in the Middle East amid the war they started. Iraq 2.0 has begun!
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Laura Loomer vs. air travel
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Replying to @HowleyReporter
Iran shutting Hormuz was literally Strategy 101. Intelligence told Trump. He ignored it. Now Americans are paying record gas prices in an election year while Vance blames "terrorists" for a crisis Trump manufactured. Mastermind stuff
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Iran's President Pezeshkian is scheduled to address the UN General Assembly in New York on September 23, the same day Bessent says all Iranian airlines will be shut down around the world. He is expected to land at JFK Airport on an Iranian-registered commercial airliner converted for government use and will need refueling in New York for the flight home on September 23 or after.
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Trump job approval 🟢 Approve: 29% 🟤 Disapprove: 68% Lowest approval he has recorded with any pollster in either term. American Research Group | 9/16-20 | RV americanresearchgroup.com/ec…
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BREAKING: THE SIXTH BATCH OF UFO & ALIEN FILES HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN RELEASED. war.gov/UFO/
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Four Republicans have signed the Epstein Files II discharge petition! When we return from recess that @SpeakerJohnson imposed until the election, @RepRoKhanna & I will have 218 names required to force a vote! Please thank @RepBrianFitz @RepRalphNorman & @RepNancyMace
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The parents of Brian Cole Jr., the man arrested for planting the J6 pipe bombs, say their son was framed by the federal government. We believe them. Watch tomorrow at 6 AM ET on TuckerCarlson.com.
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Trump on his Iran war: "You have a higher gas -- it's a very inexpensive price to pay for what we've done. Remember that. It's a little more. Frankly, even if it was a lot more."
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Plot thickens! Casey Wasserman, the founder of the talent agency representing Ed Sheeran, is in the Epstein files and flew on Epstein’s private jet. When this information first came out artists like Chappell Roan immediately left the agency. Ed Sheeran did not.
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Congress fleeing D.C. to avoid Thomas Massie...

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Here is the reality. We have the votes to impeach Pete Hegseth tomorrow. Mike Johnson knows it, we know it. So he’s sending us all home to avoid the vote. cnn.com/2026/09/16/politics/…
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Desperation

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Sounds desperate...

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Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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Trump Is Reportedly Sending Israel $2.8 Billion in Bombs. You’re Paying for Them rollingstone.com/politics/po…
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Sen. Kennedy: "If Joe participated in bestiality, not as the animal but as the human, don't you think he should be disqualified?" Patel: "If he voluntarily did it, sure." Sen. Kennedy: "How do you involuntarily do it?"
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Deepstate hack says what? They invited Boebert to the situation room at the White House to try to intimidate her into removing her name from the Epstein petition. She went & schooled them instead! Boebert is one of the bravest Reps in the House. Just ask the Epstein survivors.
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One Away!!!

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ONE SIGNATURE AWAY! ONE!!!!

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Thank you, @RepRalphNorman for signing the discharge petition to get a vote on the Epstein Files Transparency Act II. If just one more Republican signs this discharge petition, we’ll be able to force the vote and pass this important bill. Has your Representative signed?
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I have become pro-cats because I found out they are sweet and adorable. I was blinded to this fact for too long because I associated them with unmarried man-hating leftist wine aunts. But it's not the fault of the cats that those women cannot find husbands. Cats are cool

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So, the truth ends up being wilder than the conspiracies? 😂
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Appears Epstein used to meet with old man Bush, too.
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Turned on the Emmys for a minute and found out that "Law and Order: SVU" is about to go into its 28th season. Wow. That's a LOT of diabolical white guys portrayed by random character actors committing graphic horrible crimes during primetime family viewing hours.
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Human-sized liver spot and failed White House adviser Steve Bannon is willing to call himself a "dumb mick" to his elderly audience. Behind the scenes with buddy Epstein, he was "honored" to be an "honorary jew" and said he would delete his Christianity in favor of Zionism.
BANNON: I want the Posse to understand this. A lot of ppl are saying, “Hey, let’s go. I love these rants,” etc. I’m just some dumb Mick in front of a mic. This is on YOUR shoulders. We’re at a hinge of world history. Not simply the Fourth Turning or the hinge of history for this Republic going forward. The world is going to look to you, the citizens of this Republic, to think this through with the common sense we’ve always had through the Revolution, the Civil War, the Great Depression and World War II, and do the right thing. This is why I was so proud of Joe Allen the other day.
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