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How is it possible that this man is still a judge ?
This is Judge Ian Darling. He let Afghan migrant Abdul Barkeeh Salihi walk free from court after he was convicted of sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl. He was fined just £400. Abdul's address was given as a taxpayer funder asylum hotel in Oxford. Should he be detained and deported?
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(August 2026) The question worth asking is not whether stocking a cupboard is sensible advice. It plainly is. The question is why a state with intelligence services that thwarted twenty Iranian-linked plots, with analysts warning of drought-driven food shortages months in advance, with its own risk register flagging democratic interference, is only now telling the public to prepare, rather than having spent the intervening years building the energy security, agricultural resilience and border control that would have made this advisory unnecessary.
Stock Up On Tinned Food. That Is The Government's Actual Policy Now. A state does not tell its citizens to keep bottled water and tinned food in the cupboard unless it already knows it cannot guarantee the basic security it was created to provide. That is what this advisory actually says, stripped of the reassuring language wrapped around it. Not "be sensible." An admission. Look at what sits behind it. Russia's embassy has openly threatened Britain with "consequences" after British-built drones struck targets on Russian soil, language serious enough that the government is accelerating its own war book, the manual for defending the nation against external attack. The National Risk Register has just added interference in Britain's democratic process as a live threat. Five consecutive heatwaves and a prolonged drought have pushed the National Farmers Union to call the situation "increasingly concerning," with dairy farmers already burning through winter feed because the grass has stopped growing. Analysts are warning of the worst food security crisis in decades. None of these arrived without warning. Each has been building for years, visible to anyone paying attention, while the government's energy policy closed down North Sea production and left Britain more exposed to exactly the kind of price and supply shock now arriving. A source told the Financial Times this would be "common sense, not scaremongering." That is precisely the kind of line a government reaches for when it wants to manage a reaction rather than answer a question. The question worth asking is not whether stocking a cupboard is sensible advice. It plainly is. The question is why a state with intelligence services that thwarted twenty Iranian-linked plots, with analysts warning of drought-driven food shortages months in advance, with its own risk register flagging democratic interference, is only now telling the public to prepare, rather than having spent the intervening years building the energy security, agricultural resilience and border control that would have made this advisory unnecessary. This did not happen by accident. It happened because the people making these decisions were never equipped to see them coming. Britain's current parliamentary intake is drawn overwhelmingly from charities, political offices and communications work, backgrounds built around managing perception and institutional compassion, not defence, agriculture, energy or security. A parliament trained to manage a message will always reach for a message first. A public information campaign is what that instinct produces when the underlying risks have already arrived and can no longer be talked around. Every thread running through this crisis traces back to a choice, not a misfortune. Energy independence was dismantled in pursuit of targets that assumed a stable world that no longer exists. Border security has been practically non-existent, verification abandoned in favour of processing speed, a four per cent removal rate standing as proof. Foreign policy has wavered between confrontation and retreat, provoking exactly the kind of hostile state response Britain is now least prepared to absorb. Each decision was defensible in isolation, at the time, to the people who made it. Together, they have produced a country now advising its own citizens to keep a torch and a few tins in reserve, because the state that was supposed to prevent this moment cannot promise it won't arrive. Tinned food and bottled water will not fix an energy market Britain deliberately made itself vulnerable to. They will not replace a harvest lost to drought nobody planned for. They will not stop a hostile state that has already promised consequences. They are what a government offers the public once it has run out of the years it needed to prevent the emergency it is now asking them to survive. "Years spent failing to secure energy, food and borders. Now the advice is to prepare for it yourself."
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Humphrey retweeted
Replying to @UKLabour
Is this man actually living in reality? Does he have even the slightest appreciation of the sheer scale of the problems facing this country? He behaves more like a local councillor than a national leader. Frankly, it's pathetic.
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Replying to @MikeTappTweets
Not a reform supporter and its already here, Thanks to the Tories and you guys.
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Replying to @MikeTappTweets
A strange and deliberately provocative and unsubstantiated accusation. If there is any trouble in the UK and let's be clear, no law abiding UK citizen wants the destruction & wanton vandalism/looting weve seen in France, then it will be 💯 down to @UKLabour & your policies
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Replying to @LabourfutureUK
And what does the Labour Government accommodate?
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Meanwhile the Labour Party is happy to allow terrorists to walk the streets & live among us. This is the action of a Labour Party that doesn’t respect or care for Britain or British people. You are coming after special forces, SAS, the people who protect us, but allow this⬇️
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#bbclaurak The Prime Minister and the Labour Party are strangely quiet on the riots in France last night. Are they embarrassed? They should be, because that's what they are bringing to our country. Wake up Prime Minister !
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🚨 THE STAGGERING DAMAGE LABOUR INFLICTED ON GREAT BRITAIN IN JUST SEVEN DAYS! I need every taxpayer to look at the absolute trail of destruction Burnham and his cabinet left behind over the past week alone. While working families struggle to pay their bills, the Westminster establishment has been busy dismantling our country piece by piece: *The Ministry of Justice paused tougher life sentences for child rapists just to save 350 prison beds, right after releasing hundreds of convicted criminals onto our streets. *Burnham openly floated a second Brexit referendum on television and confirmed that dragging Great Britain back into the European Union is firmly on the table. *Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy backed a disgraceful plan to force every household to pay a mandatory BBC tax on their broadband bills even if they do not own a television. *Nature Minister Jenny Riddell Carpenter publicly smeared traditional British country pubs, pints of ale, and pet black labradors as a dangerous far right fantasy. *Shabana Mahmood approved blowing 250 million pounds to dump a massive migrant compound into the tiny Oxfordshire village of Piddington while British veterans sleep rough. *Justice Minister Jake Richards went on BBC Question Time and deliberately refused to commit to stopping the small boats until the studio audience groaned in absolute disgust. These out of touch socialists are treating our nation like a radical ideological playground and bleeding the domestic working class dry to pay for it! I am sick to death of watching arrogant politicians destroy the country my grandparents built!! Retweet this immediately to expose the disastrous reality of this government to every single voter before they do any more damage. 🇬🇧🔥
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We must do all we can to remove this treacherous government from office. They are not fit to govern.
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Imagine assisting unvetted fighting aged men with rape and murder at the forefront of their minds invade the country, then going home and looking your wife and daughters in the eye knowing you have improved their chances of becoming victims. The british police forces have been captured by the Globalists. They work for the fascists forcing these savages on us by way of assisting their invasion.
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I’m no Farage fan, but I do want to preserve our democracy, which to anyone paying attention, is failing. The messages clearly coming from @UKLabour are that anyone who disagrees with them is dangerously far right and won’t be treated equally under the law. It needs to change.
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Replying to @ShabanaMahmood
Of course we believe you.
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Replying to @UKLabour
Dont forget to send your instructions. Just in case your dimwit supporters don't know what to do.
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I am as sentimental as most people- but to use the death of his father in his speech was inappropriate. Real statesman would not resort to pulling on heartstrings. Says he wants to ‘unify’ the country but then says he wants to rejoin the EU! No action on immigration. FFS.
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We need to unite behind Reform UK The only party that can beat the Establishment.
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Ezra hitting the nail on the head.
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Didn't stop you calling Danny Tommo a racist and accusing him of 'the worst kind of hateful behaviour' on national television whilst there's an ongoing case, did it?
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