JMP+EV
@JMPlusEV

Building @GolfNApp. Golf has always asked for loyalty. We built something that gives it back.

golfn.com
Joined April 2009
Replying to @DanWetzel
Same vibe.
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Update: 10,055 in October, 36,538 now. Over the winter. Wait until @GolfNApp users can actually go outside.
JMP+EV
@JMPlusEV
17 Oct 2025
62.3% increase in rounds played ALL TIME in just over a month. Momentum is compounding fast — revenue is 10x above initial projections, and partnerships are lining up across golf and crypto. The acceleration we’re seeing in @GolfNApp has never been done before in golf. Buckle up
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Replying to @deeptocenter
Same vibe

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Replying to @BrandonTucker @NickyScanz @GolfNApp

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62.3% increase in rounds played ALL TIME in just over a month. Momentum is compounding fast — revenue is 10x above initial projections, and partnerships are lining up across golf and crypto. The acceleration we’re seeing in @GolfNApp has never been done before in golf. Buckle up
JMP+EV
@JMPlusEV
12 Sep 2025
325 Rounds at ONE TIME?! We will cross 6200 rounds in a few minutes. I feel like I should give away something crazy when we cross a rounds played goal. What do you think it should be? What should the goal be? I'll make happen whatever the best idea is (within reason)
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325 Rounds at ONE TIME?! We will cross 6200 rounds in a few minutes. I feel like I should give away something crazy when we cross a rounds played goal. What do you think it should be? What should the goal be? I'll make happen whatever the best idea is (within reason)
JMP+EV
@JMPlusEV
3 Aug 2025
9 Days and 591 COMPLETED ROUNDS OF GOLF later @GolfNApp is absolutely fucking killing it! I cannot wait to see what this map looks like in another week, let alone a few months.
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Replying to @PGATUOR
I've heard Bryson is keen to do it as well.

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Replying to @HeesMerced @DeeZe @KeyboardMonkey3 @doudou1a @ledgerstatus @jitzler1 @sneakerdad_ @McDonaldsXBT @MichaelTant3 @soby0x @crypto_bobby @intern

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Replying to @intern

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MILESTONE ACHIEVED FOR @GolfNApp !! For the first time ever, we have 200 people playing golf around the world at the exact same time. Cheers to each and every one of you.
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Replying to @whatsallthiss @gaius1337 @GolfNApp @Craenbridge @DeFiCarrot @jsblair @end_corp @andrew___robo @haha_app @Living_IP @m3taversal @stationxnetwork @PingNetwork_io @knotai__ @decenspace @spacetristan @qist_fi

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9 Days and 591 COMPLETED ROUNDS OF GOLF later @GolfNApp is absolutely fucking killing it! I cannot wait to see what this map looks like in another week, let alone a few months.
JMP+EV
@JMPlusEV
25 Jul 2025
We launched the @GolfNApp on the App Store just 5 weeks ago. In that time: • 8,000+ downloads • 2,075 rounds logged • Rounds Played on every continent • Now averaging 200-300 downloads per day just in the USA and UK 1/x
Dark map of North America and Europe showing blue and green pins scattered across golf courses. Dense clusters appear in the eastern U.S., U.K., and Western Europe, highlighting active GolfN users logging rounds globally.

ALT Dark map of North America and Europe showing blue and green pins scattered across golf courses. Dense clusters appear in the eastern U.S., U.K., and Western Europe, highlighting active GolfN users logging rounds globally.

Slide titled "Initial Market Validation" showing GolfN has generated $1.38M in revenue since pre-launch, with $276,689.95 in the first 5 weeks from 8,020 app downloads. Features include an $84 annual ARPU, diversified monetization through memberships, in-app collectibles, royalties, and merchandise. The slide highlights capital efficiency and scalability with minimal ad spend.

ALT Slide titled "Initial Market Validation" showing GolfN has generated $1.38M in revenue since pre-launch, with $276,689.95 in the first 5 weeks from 8,020 app downloads. Features include an $84 annual ARPU, diversified monetization through memberships, in-app collectibles, royalties, and merchandise. The slide highlights capital efficiency and scalability with minimal ad spend.

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We launched the @GolfNApp on the App Store just 5 weeks ago. In that time: • 8,000+ downloads • 2,075 rounds logged • Rounds Played on every continent • Now averaging 200-300 downloads per day just in the USA and UK 1/x
Dark map of North America and Europe showing blue and green pins scattered across golf courses. Dense clusters appear in the eastern U.S., U.K., and Western Europe, highlighting active GolfN users logging rounds globally.

ALT Dark map of North America and Europe showing blue and green pins scattered across golf courses. Dense clusters appear in the eastern U.S., U.K., and Western Europe, highlighting active GolfN users logging rounds globally.

Slide titled "Initial Market Validation" showing GolfN has generated $1.38M in revenue since pre-launch, with $276,689.95 in the first 5 weeks from 8,020 app downloads. Features include an $84 annual ARPU, diversified monetization through memberships, in-app collectibles, royalties, and merchandise. The slide highlights capital efficiency and scalability with minimal ad spend.

ALT Slide titled "Initial Market Validation" showing GolfN has generated $1.38M in revenue since pre-launch, with $276,689.95 in the first 5 weeks from 8,020 app downloads. Features include an $84 annual ARPU, diversified monetization through memberships, in-app collectibles, royalties, and merchandise. The slide highlights capital efficiency and scalability with minimal ad spend.

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Replying to @grok @MushyGC @GolfNApp
Hahahahaha

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Replying to @whiskey_mike33 @TaylorLewan77

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Pretty crazy before and after stats for the LIV crew. One exception is Bryson, who has gotten significantly better. LIV roster avg major finish calc’d for 12 key players (major winners, top names) using 2010–2025 PGA R2 data. MCs = field size (~89 Masters, ~156 others).
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Replying to @icebagz_
Respect.

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Replying to @miles_commodore

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Replying to @AXSportsHQ @MikeForstik @Top100Rick
“Trust me pal you’re not that guy”

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Replying to @BrandonTucker @MushyGC @OmniBartonCreek

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Hmmm what could this mean?
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Scammers on X are wild these days. I do enjoy screwing around with them, though. Be safe out there.
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#PenguFam
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For a lot of you out there, it had to do with NFTs in Q1. Which will give you an unprecedented ability to play golf and get paid to do so. Here I'll flex my favorite.
Chad Mumm
@chadmumm
9 Dec 2024
Tell me your best golf purchase of 2024.
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When ETH starts running again, the maxis will scream about 'superior tech,' 'deep liquidity,' and the endless promise of L2s, L3s, and beyond. Don’t fall for it. The real reason ETHBTC is stopping its decline—and gearing up for a reversal—is right here in this chart. Just want to post this for clout later. Back to building GolfN.
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Replying to @Harding484 @BNightengale
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Quick divergence from usual @GolfNApp bull posting. Be careful of the TA from your favorite crypto technical analyst. This is the one chart that actually matters for us. I'd argue this either never was a bull market or that it hasn't started yet. HH vs SPX or nothing.
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Replying to @DeadCaitBounce
Me thinking about this…

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What if I told you the bull market hasn't even started yet? Bitcoin set a higher high in USD -- which is great -- however BTC has put in lower highs vs the S&P at the same time. You haven't seen anything yet until BTC is setting new highs vs. the S&P. Relative strength matters quite a bit in this game folks.
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Replying to @mguti832 @jakalfayan

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Every damn week it’s @DeeZe
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Replying to @inversebrah

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Replying to @mattstandiford @theheavyj @BenVerlander

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@Jomboy_ can I get a lip read hear on Baddoo?? Good lord that’s the worst out I’ve ever seen.
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Replying to @careless2crows

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Replying to @0xSisyphus

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Haha no, absolutely not. It was a pun my guy. Calling Miggy active.

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Replying to @LordBogdanoff

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Replying to @TraderKoz @inversebrah
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Dude what
There's no good way to look at this. It's going to be really bad in crypto for a long, long time. It's going to take weeks, months, congressional hearings, and possibly (hopefully?) jail time for SBF before this thing gets fun again. But I'll tell you this much...

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There is zero reason for $ETH to stop before $1,700. And tbh, $2,000 isn't unrealistic in the near term.
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Replying to @IamNomad

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Replying to @AviFelman @pierre_crypt0

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Replying to @5Kvette @ledgerstatus @sneakerdad_ @DeezeFi @crypto_bobby @throbbingred @McDonaldsXBT @aaronlammer @KeyboardMonkey3 @DaRealMilkBagz @sobylife

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Replying to @JMPlusEV @ZourrexSlim @JasonFromTG @cobie @MikeMcDonald89
youtube.com/watch?v=l7Vo_t7z…
If you've been watching the stream, or paying attention at all, this has been your playbook for almost a year and a half. #BTC now in control. NFA, DYOR, GFY
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While discussing the @nomadxyz_ hack @AlanStacked and I started talking about @cosmos -- You have to admit they got the most important thing correct first (security) -- Where does the path go from here Cosmonauts? @ParabellumPod
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Replying to @Icebergy @icebergy

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See you 750, $ETH
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How's everyone doing?
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Ok, time for all of the $JUNO folks to come out in force and talk as much shit about $OSMO as @sunnya97 did during the whole CCN situation. This 1st image is a view of Sunny during the JUNO situation. The 2nd image is a picture of him now. I have a question for all of you...
Sunny, being a scumbag talking shit about $JUNO to try and drive liquidity to $OSMO.

ALT Sunny, being a scumbag talking shit about $JUNO to try and drive liquidity to $OSMO.

A view of Sunny today, having let a bug threaten the DEX CHAIN of the entire cosmos ecosystem.

ALT A view of Sunny today, having let a bug threaten the DEX CHAIN of the entire cosmos ecosystem.

K I N G@TheJunonaut
8 Jun 2022
A critical bug has been found on $OSMO / @osmosis which could have potentially drained all liquidity pools. It has been discovered after a post on the subreddits /r/CosmosNetwork and /r/OsmosisLab. The chain was halted under immediate emergency to avoid further damage. 🧵
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Replying to @0xAlan_

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Been too long. Had to bring it out of retirement. My only solace in all of this is $OSMO...without any drama at all...is down significantly just like $JUNO.
Sunny Aggarwal
@sunnya97
24 Apr 2022
My general view is that governance is primarily to govern the evolution of protocols, not to be used as a judicial court. A legislative branch, not a judicial
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Replying to @RunnerXBT
The monthly is absolutely hysterical
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Crypto is too volatile mannnnnnnnnnn. $NFLX: "Hold my beer". Imagine having purchased NFLX for $700 in November. hysterically funny
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