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Even the president of Somalia has a Kenyan passport. Sisi tuamke asubuhi kupigia msomali kura? Amka bana. 😂
What shocks me is the anger and fear some Kenyans show when I say that one day Kenya will have a President of Somali heritage. Why does that statement hurt so many people? Kenya belongs to all of us, and leadership has no tribe!
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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Laughing at someone making a honest living and assuming he's broke na wewe huwa unazunguka club na tumbler ukiomba pombe is the wildest thing I have ever seen on this app.
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Migrants in Europe be like:
“Sorry, I can’t talk on the phone right now, I’m at home. I’ll call you back when I’m on public transport.”
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Cruzando el estrecho en mi nuevo Tesla Roadster a bombardear Marruecos.
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Lo de los latinos con las videollamadas en altavoz es enfermizo, de verdad, y hay que ponerle fin ya.
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“You will lose friends, you will lose lovers. You will lose comfort, but if, in losing them, you find yourself, you have gained more than kings.”
— Marcus Aurelius
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Algunas madrugamos, nos comemos atascos de 1 hora de coche, tenemos reuniones, estudios y presentaciones que hacer, tenemos que mirar que los objetivos de la empresa se cumplan.
Estrés,Prisas, comer rápido... 10h trabajando al dia y asi 5 dias a la semana.
No tenemos tiempo para tener hijos
Hay otras que se levantan tranquilamente y llevan a sus hijos al colegio, y luego se van al parque a descansar
Y el dia 10 van al banco a cobrar una ayuda que le pagamos los que trabajamos
A mi no me parece normal
Y a ti?
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Wacha niseme initoke...
Parasites walking on two feet. These people manufacture nothing, pay no taxes, till no land and live off the host community, like the parasites they are.
Have you ever seen 'these people' during rush hour? They can only be seen in the mall at lunch time.
Somali women are breaking barriers, inspiring generations, and helping shape the world. 🇸🇴🌍🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇸🇪 🇬🇧
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Since Everton last won a trophy in 1995, every single club in the 92 club league system have either won a trophy, promotion, or a play off final. All have given their fans a winning moment. All except Everton
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You are the dumb one here ... The word Kenya was derived from the kamba people who used to call Mt . Kenya 'Kiima-Kinyaa' -Mt.Kenya
Meaning ostrich mountain
Ludwig kradf just appropriated the name
Kenyans are so lazy and dumb they don’t even knowhow they Got their own name, Kenya was a name given to them by a German coloniser😂😂😂
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